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World War 2 caused
numerous deaths in Britain,
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leading to a scarcity of labor in England
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for working on their farms
and in factories.
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So, they encouraged migration from India.
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Youth from Punjab settled in England.
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Witnessing their advancements,
more people were tempted to move.
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The Commonwealth Immigration Act of 1962
put a stop to migration.
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It was no longer easy to go to England.
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But the dream
to settle in England persisted.
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Hey!
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You can't smoke.
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Lighter?
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You can't smoke here.
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Smoke detector.
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Then take me out.
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That's not allowed.
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Just keep an eye.
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Patel! Where the hell's my visa?
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Manu, I'm in a meeting.
It's urgent.
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More urgent than this?
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Will you guys wait outside?
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Manu, come this way.
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See, this is the door and...
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Enough, Manu!
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As an advocate, I can tell you
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that your visa for India is difficult.
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Pakistan, Singapore, China, Dubai...
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name any neighboring country.
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- I'll get you a visa in a day.
- Hang on.
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If your wife's going to Ahmedabad,
do you buy a ticket for Islamabad?
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"Best" immigration lawyer? Dimwit!
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You are the dimwit!
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I'm trying my best. It takes time!
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Your case is a mess.
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I'm in this mess, thanks to you.
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Get out of here!
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Go where? It's my office.
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Nobody can get you to India!
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Take it from me.
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Your IV bag is empty.
I'll get you a refill.
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Drink up!
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One man can get me to India.
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Who?
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Hardy.
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Hardy who?
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Wait, that crazy soldier?!
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Are you still in touch with him?
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We last met in court.
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You were there.
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That was 25 years ago!
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He could be dead and gone.
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God forbid!
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If you have a shred of ability,
get me his number.
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Welcome to Laltu's Seniors Sports Meet.
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{\an8}Runners in the 400-meter race are...
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Mr. Sodhi, gold winner in 2020,
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Mr. Dhingra, Mr. Gurpal Bhatia,
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charming Mr. Chawla, dashing Mr. Duggal.
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And lastly, Laltu's pride
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gold-medal winner of the last two years,
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champion Hardy Singh!
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Hardy! Hardy!
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Hardy! Hardy!
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Can Hardy pull off a hat trick?
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For two years--
Switch off your phone, Geetu!
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Sorry. It's Hardy's phone.
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{\an8}On your mark...
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Hardy! Hardy!
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Today-- Switch off the damn phone!
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Just a minute. It's a call from London.
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Set...
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Hardy's in a race. Who's calling?
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Hang up, man!
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Shut up!
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Hardy!
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The race is underway!
Mr. Sodhi has seized the lead!
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Hold on a moment!
Mr. Hardy has surpassed Mr. Dhingra.
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Hardy, it's Manu!
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What a guy! A jewel!
Runs on love's fuel!
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-"What a guy!" women sigh!
- Hardy!
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- After creating him...
- It's Manu!
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The Lord took a bow
I excelled myself somehow!
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Sodhi, your pants are falling.
It's a race, not a striptease!
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Son of the land
Always takes a stand!
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A friend's friend
A foe's woe!
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- Ask for his heart and this prince
- Hardy, it's Manu!
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- Gives his life without a wince!
- Hardy...
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Hardy is about to create a hat trick!
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Hardy, call from London.
It's Manu!
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Manu!
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{\an8}Give me the phone.
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{\an8}Hello?
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Manu?
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{\an8}Manu?
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Hello, Manu?
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Where in the world are you?
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Right here...
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in Laltu.
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I've been thinking of you.
Aren't you hiccuping?
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Sweetie, acidity causes hiccups.
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I'm past the delusion
that someone's missing me.
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Still angry?
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We've got to meet.
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Why? Your husband kicked the bucket?
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You want the whole saga over the phone?
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Can you come to Dubai on the 21st?
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Why would I?
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I'll tell you when we meet.
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I won't come, you crazy lady.
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I'm too old for a wild goose chase.
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Why? Scared of your wife?
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Tell her your old girlfriend
is phoo-phooed.
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She needs you.
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What phoo-phoo now?
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Come to Dubai on the 21st...
I'll tell you in person.
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See you soon.
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Hello? You there, Manu?
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Crazy lady!
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Patel! Get three visas for Dubai.
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{\an8}Three?
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{\an8}Who are the other two?
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You're discharged?
We were coming to the hospital.
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I spent on these flowers.
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I bolted from the hospital.
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Coming to India? I'm going.
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You got the visa?
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Yes, for Dubai.
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What will we do there?
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See India from the Burj Khalifa?
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Oxford Circus?
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Okay. Hop in.
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I leave on the 21st.
If you want to join me, pack up.
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Don't whine later that you missed out.
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But how do we get from Dubai to India?
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Hardy's coming to Dubai.
He'll find a way.
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Our Hardy?
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Coming to Dubai?
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That's wonderful!
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Sir, this deal reminds me
of a famous movie dialogue...
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"No offense! But you lack business sense."
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I'd have readily paid 10,000 more
for this shop.
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Son, it's you who lacks business sense.
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If you'd checked
why I was selling this shop,
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you could've closed at 25,000 less.
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Why are you selling?
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Because I'm going back home, son.
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Twenty-five years...
I've lived in this city.
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Here is where I worked,
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laughed, cried, made friends.
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It's time to say goodbye.
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What's going on here?
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I'm making a video... memories.
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How nice!
But you cannot do this at work time.
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No, I have finished my work.
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No. Your shift lasts until five.
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- Five.
- It's 4:57 p.m., sir.
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Exactly! Three more minutes of mopping.
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Find a dirty spot and mop,
you bloody dishonest immigrants.
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Come on!
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Stop it!
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No, sir. Two more minutes left.
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Cleaning dirty spot, sir.
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Hey! Where do you think you're going?
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I'm going home.
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Laltu... Punjab. India!
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Post code 141021!
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Lump of dump!
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When will Hardy reach Dubai?
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He said he wouldn't come.
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Stop joking! I sold off my shop.
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I gave my boss a bubble bath!
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Chill!
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I told him I'm phoo-phooed.
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- Then he'll surely come.
- You bet!
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Play a fun Indian movie.
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Which one? There are so many.
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Life had taken a U-turn.
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Today, we were desperate to go to India.
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{\an8}Twenty-five years ago,
we were as desperate to get to London.
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Each of us had a unique problem.
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Manu's problem was her house.
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It was seized by the moneylender.
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They lived in the annex.
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They had to sell their belongings
to make ends meet.
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My problem was... my mom's pants.
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Take your medicines on time.
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Ever since my dad lost his job,
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Mom had to wear pants for work
instead of her usual sari.
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Village oldies turned up daily
to ogle at her.
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I had one mission in life.
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Make money so my mom could retire.
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Balli's problem was the incessant whir
of the sewing machine.
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Ma, take a break. Have a cup of tea.
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If the machine stops,
so do our meals.
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They say money can't buy happiness.
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But it can buy potato-parathas!
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We took up any odd jobs for a square meal.
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Here! The best quality pajamas.
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Why show me such large sizes?
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Give me a small.
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To fit your waist or the little finger?
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Out!
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Her pajama size is not your problem.
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Why didn't you give her what she wanted?!
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You told me, "Customer is God."
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- Should I lie to God?
- Idiot!
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Give him a spoon!
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Manu made parathas at Bobby's Kitchen.
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Take care of the customers.
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How much more?
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Change their diapers?
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Balli was a barber.
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Want your hair shortened?
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Can you lengthen them? Do it!
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Who's this idiot?
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I'll take over.
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Balli, style Mr. Khosla.
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Yes, tell me.
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Khosla's locks and our lives
were similar.
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Neither could settle down.
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Life sucked. The only way out was...
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England!
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In Punjab, those with family abroad
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brandished cement airplanes
on their roof.
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We wanted that life as well.
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Hello. Visa for which country?
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London.
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Do you have a degree?
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No.
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Any property over five acres?
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No.
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A good bank balance?
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No, sir.
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Consider it done.
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Oh, wow!
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Miss Catherine. British citizen.
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She's in India.
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A penniless junkie.
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She'll marry for money
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and take you to London.
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Once there, part ways.
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- I'll marry her.
- I'll marry her.
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How can you both marry her?
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You marry her.
I'll get you a spouse visa.
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For you, I'll get a business visa.
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I'll take the spouse visa!
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Don't ruin my pal's life with a junkie.
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It's decided.
Spouse, me. Business, you.
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- Give me the photo.
- Shut up!
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{\an8}BA, BSc, MSc...
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{\an8}Which degree do you want?
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Can I get a doctor's degree?
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Mom's dream was to see me
in a doctor's coat.
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{\an8}Consider it done.
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How will I go?
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Stuffed in their suitcases?
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No, on a sports visa.
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India's women's wrestling team
is going to the Olympics.
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The coach is my friend.
You'll go as an extra player.
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How much will it cost us?
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Five hundred thousand per head.
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Sir...
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can you reduce it?
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00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,625
To how much?
267
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:37,500
- Five...
- That's what I said.
268
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,166
Thousand. Five thousand.
269
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,208
Per head!
270
00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:44,750
The grand total will be 15,000!
271
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,625
Go to Nepal instead.
No visa is needed.
272
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,250
Get out!
273
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:51,291
- Lunch break.
- No problem.
274
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,291
We'll find another agent.
275
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:55,541
{\an8}- Manu, listen--
- He'll follow us.
276
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,541
- Really?
- But, he isn't...
277
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,541
He will. He's here.
278
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,083
What's your final offer?
279
00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:05,916
- All I have is 5000 rupees.
- Get lost.
280
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,083
- I have 30,000 in the bank.
- Go away!
281
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,000
I have savings of 150,000.
282
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,791
It's my mom's life's earnings.
283
00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:19,583
If you guarantee my visa,
I'll get the money.
284
00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:22,416
Get the money tomorrow and take a receipt.
285
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,375
- Okay?
- Okay.
286
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,458
Madam, find a wrestling coach.
287
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,833
Learn a few moves.
288
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,875
Shouldn't appear you don't know
the basics of wrestling.
289
00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:35,291
Where will I find a coach?
290
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,708
Get in. Hurry.
291
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:56,958
Bro...
292
00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,333
- Damn!
- Climb in quickly.
293
00:19:58,416 --> 00:20:00,625
- Put the bags inside!
- Hey, don't push!
294
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,583
- I didn't do it.
- Right! A storm did.
295
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,583
Put the bags inside.
296
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:07,416
All my gifts are scattered.
297
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,916
So kill me for that!
298
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,708
- Kill? I...
- Thou art the ruler
299
00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:14,916
Of the minds of all people
300
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:18,125
Dispenser of India's destiny
301
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:23,000
Thy name rouses the hearts
Of the Punjab, Sindh, Gujarat, and Maratha
302
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:26,708
Of the Dravida, Orissa, and Bengal
303
00:20:26,916 --> 00:20:30,625
It echoes in the hills
Of the Vindhyas and Himalayas
304
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:34,250
Mingles in the music
Of the Yamuna and Ganges
305
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,500
- And is chanted by the waves
- Keep this.
306
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,833
Of the Indian Sea
307
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,500
They pray for thy blessings
308
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:45,000
And sing thy praise
309
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:49,166
The saving of all people waits in thy hand
310
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,250
Thou dispenser of India's destiny
311
00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:58,250
Victory, victory, victory!
312
00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,791
Victory, victory, victory to thee!
313
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:05,833
That day a stranger set foot in Laltu.
314
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,750
Sir, please wait.
315
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,750
- It wasn't my fault.
- It's okay.
316
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,458
The last sweet... have it.
317
00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:14,625
He came looking for someone.
318
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,041
{\an8}He had a tape recorder
319
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:20,833
{\an8}and an address... Bobby's Kitchen.
320
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:24,291
BOBBY'S KITCHEN
321
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:34,750
Is there an employee here
with a cheetah tattoo on his arm?
322
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,166
Runs fast!
323
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,416
I'm new. Mr. Bobby will know.
324
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:40,583
Wait for him.
325
00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:42,333
- Greetings. May I sit here?
- Greetings.
326
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,625
Manu, there's a fly in my buttermilk.
327
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,125
A tiny fly!
Won't drink up much.
328
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:49,791
Spoon out the poor soul.
329
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,541
Kidding! I'll replace it.
330
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:56,541
- Buttermilk for table seven.
- Greetings.
331
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,791
{\an8}Why are Dumb and Dumber here?
332
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:04,000
They're here for me.
We have to go at 2:00 p.m.
333
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,416
{\an8}Where?
334
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:09,041
{\an8}The Wrestling Club.
To get a coach for my visa.
335
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:12,083
{\an8}Deluded fools!
Who'll let you into London?
336
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:14,833
I asked you yesterday,
and you nodded, "Yes."
337
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,750
{\an8}Now, I'm nodding, "No."
338
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,583
{\an8}Who'll handle the peak hour?
Your father?
339
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,416
- Don't drag my father into this.
- What if I do?
340
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,666
Shoo them off!
Freeloading buttermilk!
341
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,166
I have paid for it.
342
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,541
So what?
343
00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:34,000
Tables are for customers,
not for employees' friends!
344
00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:35,166
Throw them out!
345
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:38,000
Fine.
346
00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,166
I quit.
347
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:50,875
Now I'm a customer,
and they're my friends.
348
00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:52,833
Hurry, take our order.
349
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,583
Hey, Bobby.
350
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,375
A lemon punch with salt. Pronto!
351
00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:01,833
You'll get a punch, all right.
352
00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:07,333
What's up, buddy?
353
00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:08,500
Who the hell are you?
354
00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:10,041
Hardy Singh.
355
00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:11,500
Accept my respects!
356
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,750
- Why attack me?
- Army saying...
357
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:19,791
Don't waste time in debate,
punch and seal his fate.
358
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,750
The stick was to scare, not hit.
359
00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:24,333
You're lying.
360
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,125
How'd you know?
361
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:28,541
Because I know scumbags like you.
362
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,750
I can predict their moves.
363
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:32,208
I'll turn and...
364
00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:33,458
he'll jump on me.
365
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,083
Hello!
366
00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:42,708
My name is Manu Randhawa.
367
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,541
Can you teach me wrestling?
368
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:47,291
This "my-respects" move.
369
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,416
Please.
370
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,833
I don't live here.
Came to meet someone.
371
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,500
I leave on the night train.
372
00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,833
- Sir...
- Mr. Scumbag!
373
00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:58,041
I'm looking for a man. He's a runner.
374
00:23:58,166 --> 00:24:02,041
Has a cheetah tattoo on his arm.
Any such employee?
375
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:03,583
Are you looking for Mahinder?
376
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:06,041
You know him?
Where does he stay?
377
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:07,875
Come with me.
378
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,458
I'm so glad I met you.
379
00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:14,333
How do you know Mahinder?
380
00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:16,541
- I'm his sister.
- Really?
381
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,666
That's so wonderful.
382
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:25,875
Wow! You have such a big house.
383
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,333
It's not ours anymore.
384
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:30,750
We lived there once.
385
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,666
Now, we live in the annex.
386
00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:39,458
Come in.
387
00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:41,000
Thank you.
388
00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,250
That's my mom and dad.
389
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,666
Greetings.
390
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:45,833
- Greetings.
- My respects!
391
00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:46,875
- Bless you.
- Please sit.
392
00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,125
I'll take the chair.
393
00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:52,666
I'm Hardy. From Pathankot.
394
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:54,041
- Pathankot?
- Yes.
395
00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:55,791
A Hardayal Dhillon lives there.
396
00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,458
- That's me--
- The wretch!
397
00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,500
Terrorists shot him on the highway.
398
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:08,958
My son put him on the shoulder
and ran to the hospital.
399
00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:15,458
May I sit, sir?
400
00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:18,791
He gave up the Asian Games selections
401
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,583
to rush him to the hospital.
402
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:24,750
Stayed back to care for him.
403
00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:27,875
Played songs from his tape recorder.
404
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,125
Yes.
405
00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:36,125
He left the recorder for the soldier.
406
00:25:36,291 --> 00:25:37,416
Yes, I brought it--
407
00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:41,958
It's been a year,
and the soldier never cared to return it!
408
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,750
Ungrateful wretch!
409
00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:47,791
This ungrateful wretch
was in the hospital for a year.
410
00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,833
I got discharged today
and came straight here.
411
00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:52,666
To return your...
412
00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:57,833
tape recorder. Here you go.
413
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,166
It's working perfectly.
414
00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:02,791
Where's Mahinder?
415
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:05,166
My jaw was broken then.
416
00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:06,833
I couldn't speak.
417
00:26:07,291 --> 00:26:10,500
I want to give him a big hug
and thank him.
418
00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:12,083
Where is he?
419
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,166
Tea.
420
00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:22,416
It's good.
421
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,083
Then I'll surely have some.
422
00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:27,708
This is Mahinder's son.
423
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:29,958
That's his widow.
424
00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:40,500
While returning from Pathankot,
my brother had an accident.
425
00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:44,916
He had no shoulder
to carry him to a hospital.
426
00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:53,166
{\an8}BILLA HOUSE
427
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:55,541
{\an8}This house was ours, not Billa's.
428
00:26:56,541 --> 00:27:00,000
Father's shop was burned
in the 1984 riots.
429
00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:03,666
He took a loan from Billa to restart.
430
00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,375
{\an8}Then my brother's accident...
431
00:27:08,416 --> 00:27:13,375
When we were at the funeral,
Billa seized our home.
432
00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:17,625
He said, "Pay up the loan,
get your house!"
433
00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:20,416
{\an8}RANDHAWA HOUSE
434
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,166
{\an8}When he removed
the "Randhawa House" nameplate,
435
00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:25,208
my father cried like a child.
436
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,416
He said, "If my son were alive,
437
00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:31,666
we wouldn't be in this situation."
438
00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:34,708
I said,
439
00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:39,083
"Your daughter is still alive.
440
00:27:40,416 --> 00:27:41,791
I'll earn and repay the loan.
441
00:27:42,416 --> 00:27:48,791
{\an8}I vow to tear down Billa's nameplate."
442
00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:56,333
That's why I must go to London
to make enough money,
443
00:27:56,833 --> 00:28:01,375
{\an8}get the house back,
and put our nameplate up.
444
00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:02,625
{\an8}That's it.
445
00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:06,375
When do we start training?
446
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,541
Don't you have a train tonight?
447
00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:12,000
I'll fool the Railways.
448
00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:14,375
I have a ticket...
449
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,125
but I won't travel.
450
00:28:17,791 --> 00:28:21,041
To save my life,
your brother missed the Asian Games.
451
00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:23,666
I can surely miss a train.
452
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:27,708
Only after you board
the plane to London...
453
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,583
I'll take the train to Pathankot.
454
00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,291
What do you say?
455
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,791
- Ready for the classes?
- Ready!
456
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:42,458
Down!
457
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,625
Thump your legs and shoulders.
458
00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:47,000
Slap the face.
459
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,541
Not mine.
460
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:50,875
It's okay.
461
00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:52,208
Push at the neck.
462
00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:53,833
Come here. Once again.
463
00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:58,666
Skip all this, Coach.
Teach me that "my-respects" move.
464
00:28:58,875 --> 00:28:59,833
Fine.
465
00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:01,041
Give me your hand.
466
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,291
Hold the wrist.
467
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,041
Grab the arm. Position the leg.
468
00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:07,458
- Flip you?
- Yes.
469
00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:08,750
- Sure?
- Yes.
470
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:09,916
- Ready?
- Yes.
471
00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,958
- My butt!
- Don't laugh. She's learning.
472
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:20,958
Don't worry.
Manu, give me your hand.
473
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,500
You okay?
474
00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:24,291
Now you try it.
475
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:25,625
Hold my hand.
476
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:28,833
Manu! Not a handshake.
477
00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:32,083
Manu Randhawa found her coach.
478
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:38,666
The visa is yours.
479
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:42,291
In a week, she aced
the "my-respects" move.
480
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:47,625
Balli set out to wed Catherine.
481
00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:51,083
- Is Catherine here?
- She'll be here soon.
482
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:56,833
And I went to get a visa
as a doctor.
483
00:30:01,916 --> 00:30:02,875
So, doctor...
484
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:04,875
You're a kidney specialist?
485
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:06,000
Yo, yo!
486
00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:09,958
Tell me... where are the kidneys
in the body?
487
00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:16,500
I... I tell...
488
00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:21,000
Here...
489
00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:24,291
not possible.
490
00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:27,750
Kidney in the heart? No way!
491
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:32,958
This...
492
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:38,333
as all know, is the belly button.
493
00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:41,833
That leaves only one place.
494
00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:44,250
Shall I?
495
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,208
Here's the kidney!
496
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:51,875
Doctor, your kidneys are at the back.
497
00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:54,291
That's exactly where my hand is!
498
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:58,000
You're looking at the wrong hand!
You're confused.
499
00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:00,125
Focus on this hand.
500
00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:15,583
How did you get my wife's photo?
501
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,250
It's my wife... Jessica.
502
00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:20,916
- Catherine.
- Jessica.
503
00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:22,500
It's Catherine.
504
00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,166
This is Jessica Sandhu.
505
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,916
- No! Catherine Kakkad.
- Hey, what are you doing?
506
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:29,083
PLEASE MAINTAIN SILENCE
507
00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:30,875
Why fight on your wedding day?
508
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,541
He says, my wife is his.
509
00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:34,083
- What?!
- My Catherine.
510
00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:36,291
That's my Diana!
511
00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:37,333
My Maria.
512
00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:38,291
My Lisa.
513
00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:39,250
My Cynthia.
514
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,625
Phoo-phoo!
515
00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:45,500
Phoo-phoo!
516
00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:47,958
Phoo-phooed badly!
517
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,791
Wrestling learned!
Get my visa...
518
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,458
Manu, we've been phoo-phooed!
519
00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,166
Catherine!
520
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:11,875
Return my money, Manu.
521
00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:15,125
Why should I return it?
522
00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:17,291
You found the agent.
523
00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:20,583
I found him. I didn't birth him.
524
00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:23,791
My mother slogged at the factory
to save up.
525
00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:25,875
She's going to strangle me.
526
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,958
She has to wear pants to the factory.
527
00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:34,500
Obviously! She won't go naked.
528
00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:36,958
My mom... naked?
529
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,333
Stop it. We'll reason with your mom.
530
00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:45,791
I'll come with you.
531
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,333
Mom won't forgive me.
532
00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:51,250
Let me try... if I fail,
I'll keep the noose ready.
533
00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:53,000
Listen to my plan first.
534
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:59,000
Hardy's plan was... Dame Mumtaz!
535
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,833
{\an8}We'd never heard of her. He said...
536
00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:08,583
{\an8}"When in a big phoo-phoo,
get Mumtaz for the rescue!"
537
00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:12,375
{\an8}Stop! Mom will hang me!
538
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,875
{\an8}No, she'll hug you.
539
00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:17,083
Mumtaz will handle her.
540
00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:22,750
Hand me that.
541
00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:24,166
Long live India!
542
00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,708
- I have bad news.
- Bad news?
543
00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:29,250
When Buggu left the mosque today,
544
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,250
he was phoo-phooed!
545
00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:35,375
You're mistaken.
Must be someone else.
546
00:33:35,458 --> 00:33:37,041
Why'd a Sikh boy go to a mosque?
547
00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:40,625
To marry Mumtaz. Must've told you...
548
00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:43,083
- Mumtaz?
- Yes.
549
00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,541
- He never told me.
- He must have only invited his friends.
550
00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,166
Wait, hold on a second.
551
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:49,291
Who's Mumtaz?
552
00:33:49,416 --> 00:33:53,708
A customer. Buggu fell for her.
553
00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:56,083
Happens in a fitting room.
554
00:33:56,500 --> 00:34:00,000
- Her sons got angry.
- Mumtaz's sons?
555
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:03,125
Two sons. A little older than Buggu.
556
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,791
Handsome lads.
557
00:34:05,291 --> 00:34:06,500
How old is Mumtaz?
558
00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:07,708
Sixty.
559
00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:11,166
But a real hottie! Barely looks 50.
560
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,166
- Listen!
- Yes?
561
00:34:12,541 --> 00:34:15,000
- Where's Buggu?
- In the hospital.
562
00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:18,041
Mumtaz's kids were livid!
563
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,666
Broke Buggu's back.
564
00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,416
Into three. So medieval!
565
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,583
My Buggu is in a wheelchair!
566
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:28,791
But please chill...
567
00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:34,250
Mumtaz's ex-husband is a janitor
in a hospital in Saudi.
568
00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,250
He said, "Bring him for treatment."
569
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,666
- Great facilities there.
- True.
570
00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:42,208
Shakeel also agreed.
571
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,000
Who's Shakeel now?
572
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,625
Mumtaz's second husband.
573
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:46,666
He's there as well.
574
00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:49,250
My blood pressure is rising.
575
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,708
I'll take care of her.
576
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:54,291
- I'll give her water.
- Oh, God.
577
00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:57,583
My boy's suffered so much
in a day.
578
00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:01,583
Worse still, he didn't get his visa.
579
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,125
Damn the visa!
580
00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,916
You've lost 150,000 rupees.
581
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:10,708
When my son's wrecked,
what good is the money?
582
00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:13,666
- So, no regrets about losing the money?
- No.
583
00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:16,541
- Sure?
- Should I pen it with my blood?
584
00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:17,916
Not at all.
585
00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:22,625
Buggu, come in.
586
00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:25,916
- I'm not going.
- Get inside.
587
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,208
All good.
588
00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:31,833
- Why the hell did you lie?
- One part was true.
589
00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:34,708
You did lose 150,000.
590
00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:36,333
But do the math...
591
00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:40,416
two ex-husbands,
two adult sons, spine in three pieces...
592
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,833
or 150,000 rupees?
593
00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:46,375
Army saying...
594
00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:50,000
"A big sorrow dwarfs small sorrows.
595
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:55,333
The world has great sorrow,
ours but a small woe."
596
00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:56,708
Correct?
597
00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:59,750
Give him a hug, sir.
598
00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:01,916
Papa, sorry!
599
00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:05,625
Buggu, my child.
600
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,000
Idiot!
601
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,833
End this nonsense forever.
602
00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:26,000
Swear on your grandma,
you'll never think of going to England!
603
00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:27,958
Take a vow!
604
00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:31,375
Idiots! Why always swear in my name?
605
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:37,958
I, Buggu Lakhanpal,
swear if I even think of going to London...
606
00:36:38,541 --> 00:36:40,750
my grandma dies.
607
00:36:41,041 --> 00:36:44,250
May the departed rest in peace.
608
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:47,833
May the departed rest in peace.
609
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,250
May the departed rest in peace.
610
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:54,666
May the departed rest in peace.
611
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:04,291
Turn around!
612
00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:05,541
- What?
- Turn around.
613
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,916
Banish the thought!
614
00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:10,583
You swore on your grandma.
615
00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:12,458
She's already dead.
616
00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:14,333
Can't die again.
617
00:37:15,416 --> 00:37:18,458
Hey, I need to pee badly.
618
00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:20,000
Hold this, I'll be back.
619
00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:21,250
She's quite light.
620
00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:23,500
Got it? Good.
621
00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:26,750
Buggu!
622
00:37:27,583 --> 00:37:28,458
Is she dead?
623
00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:31,041
No, just chilling. Getting fresh air.
624
00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,416
I'm late for work.
When will he return?
625
00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:36,250
He takes long leaks.
626
00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:39,083
Hold this. I'll get him back.
627
00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:46,166
- Where did he--
- Stay with Grandma.
628
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,458
We'll get them.
629
00:37:47,541 --> 00:37:49,500
Your blood pressure will spike again.
630
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,791
- We don't want a double funeral.
- We'll bring them back.
631
00:37:52,916 --> 00:37:54,166
Grandma!
632
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:57,083
Buggu, your mother will kill you.
633
00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:59,083
Who leaves a funeral?
634
00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:02,625
- There's 50% off on visas. Last day!
- Shut up.
635
00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:05,166
You've been deceived before
in pursuit of a visa!
636
00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:07,708
You want another phoo-phoo?
637
00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:10,625
What do we do?
Comb bald heads for life?
638
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,166
We were born poor,
but we won't die poor.
639
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:17,375
Listen, I've promised Manu
I'll get her to England.
640
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,166
I'll send you both as well.
641
00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:21,791
Soldier's promise!
642
00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:23,500
Listen to my plan.
643
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,375
There's an English exam. IELTS.
644
00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:31,125
Pass the exam, and you'll secure
a student visa for London!
645
00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:32,750
Do you know English?
646
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:35,583
- Of course! I watch English films.
- Let's hear it.
647
00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:38,041
Get lost, you piece of shit!
648
00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,416
What does that mean?
649
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:42,041
Vanish, you lump of dump!
650
00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:43,416
Oh, that's disgusting!
651
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:44,500
- Listen to this.
- Yes.
652
00:38:45,041 --> 00:38:48,250
Let's rock the party, baby!
Let's rock the party!
653
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,208
- Let's rock the party-- Got it?
- No.
654
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:55,291
Come, daughter, let's throw rocks
at the party!
655
00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:58,541
- I don't know English.
- Okay.
656
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,833
But I've gathered that you don't either.
657
00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:02,833
You'll have to learn.
658
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,250
We'll learn.
659
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:07,166
How do you know about student visas?
660
00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:10,291
When you were chasing visa agents,
661
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,541
I inquired at homes
with airplanes on their roofs.
662
00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:18,875
They said that the surefire way to England
was through a student visa.
663
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:24,125
Now you need to find out
who is the best English teacher in Laltu.
664
00:39:27,958 --> 00:39:30,208
Birmingham, here I come!
665
00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:32,541
Birmingham, here I come!
666
00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:34,250
Good morning, class!
667
00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:38,000
What a lovely weather today!
668
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,166
Meet our new friends!
Mr. Hardy...
669
00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:43,625
Hardy also enrolled in Geetu's class
670
00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:47,583
to protect us from any phoo-phoo.
671
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:50,791
Geetu sir, what's the full name of IELTS?
672
00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:52,250
Mummy was asking.
673
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:56,541
You're studying for IELTS,
and you don't know its full name?
674
00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,000
Someone enlighten her mom.
675
00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:01,500
Yes, Mr. Sukhi.
676
00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:06,125
Will this be asked in the exam?
677
00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:08,916
Who asks the exam name in the exam?
678
00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,916
Then just teach us what they'll ask.
679
00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:12,791
Your mummy is wasting our time!
680
00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,541
I only have three months.
681
00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:16,958
Please!
Teach me English quickly!
682
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,208
Sir, I want to go to the bathroom.
683
00:40:23,375 --> 00:40:26,166
You bathe in bathrooms.
Don't pee there.
684
00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:27,625
Hold the urine.
685
00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:35,041
Where do you pee?
686
00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:37,125
Where do you go for "uration"?
687
00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:39,750
Geetu sir... library!
688
00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:44,083
Laboratory. Please can I go?
689
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:45,583
You still hold the urine.
690
00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:53,916
Lavatory.
691
00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:57,125
How many more words
do we memorize?
692
00:40:57,625 --> 00:41:00,125
- You sing songs?
- Yes, sir!
693
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,416
We remember hundreds of songs. How?
694
00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:07,708
Put words to a tune,
and you never forget them.
695
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,375
I want to go to the lavatory!
696
00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:13,083
I want to go to the lavatory!
697
00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:15,375
He wants to go to the lavatory!
698
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,708
He wants to go to the lavatory!
699
00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:20,458
Change the gender.
She wants to go to the lavatory!
700
00:41:20,583 --> 00:41:22,333
She wants to go to the lavatory!
701
00:41:22,458 --> 00:41:25,250
Plural.
We want to go to the lavatory!
702
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:28,250
- We want to go to the lavatory!
- Future tense.
703
00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,666
Shall I go to the lavatory?
704
00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:32,583
Shall I go to the lavatory?
705
00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:33,625
Sir!
706
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,791
I don't want to go to the lavatory.
707
00:41:38,041 --> 00:41:40,250
I've already done lavatory!
708
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,791
Oh, God! Disgusting.
709
00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:47,833
Yes, Mr. Sukhi?
710
00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:49,500
What's the problem?
711
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:53,166
How many words are there
in the dictionary?
712
00:41:53,541 --> 00:41:55,125
Around 200,000 maybe.
713
00:41:55,833 --> 00:42:01,208
So we must sing 2000 songs a day
to learn English in 90 days.
714
00:42:01,875 --> 00:42:02,916
How's it possible?
715
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,875
By the way, how many songs
are there in the world?
716
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,625
Ask your mummy!
717
00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:12,916
Mr. Sukhi...
718
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:17,708
What's wrong with him? Always tense.
Please find out.
719
00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:23,166
Army saying...
"Two ways to get someone to confess."
720
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,208
One, a fist punch.
721
00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:29,916
The other...
722
00:42:31,875 --> 00:42:32,750
rum punch.
723
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:36,416
I want to go to the lavatory!
724
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,250
I want to go to the lavatory!
725
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:43,041
We want to go to the lavatory!
726
00:42:43,333 --> 00:42:45,875
We want to go to the lavatory!
727
00:42:46,083 --> 00:42:50,750
My wedding was fixed with Jassi.
728
00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:56,416
The engagement ceremony was done.
729
00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:03,416
Then her daddy Chaddha
found Sheru Tidda.
730
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:07,375
A boy from London!
731
00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,666
He cut me out.
732
00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:16,416
He would not let me meet Jassi.
733
00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:19,750
Then what happened?
734
00:43:20,416 --> 00:43:21,875
What else?
735
00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:24,833
The same old story.
736
00:43:26,791 --> 00:43:29,958
London boys snatch away our girls.
737
00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:31,125
Correct!
738
00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:32,708
Her wedding was fixed.
739
00:43:33,125 --> 00:43:34,208
I gate crashed.
740
00:43:34,458 --> 00:43:36,458
Dead drunk... the uninvited guest.
741
00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:38,875
To create a scene?
742
00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:40,916
I would never embarrass my Jassi.
743
00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:45,333
I went to see her one last time.
744
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:47,541
Did you cry?
745
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,541
If I cried, she'd also cry.
746
00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:51,916
It would ruin her makeup.
747
00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:54,916
I held back my tears then.
748
00:43:55,125 --> 00:43:59,458
But when her plane flew over my house,
749
00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:04,666
I cried my heart out.
750
00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:13,333
- Why go to London now?
- That monster Tidda beats Jassi!
751
00:44:13,541 --> 00:44:15,333
He ruptured her eardrum!
752
00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:18,791
Jassi wrote to me,
753
00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:22,000
"Sukhi, save me...
754
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,666
or I'll die."
755
00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:29,291
I said, "Whatever it takes, I'm coming."
756
00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:33,208
But my visa was rejected!
757
00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,083
Then someone said,
758
00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:41,666
"Learn English.
You'll get a student visa."
759
00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:43,041
So here I am, learning!
760
00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:48,250
- I want to go to the lavatory!
- Sukhi, be careful!
761
00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:50,416
Sukhi, you might get hurt.
762
00:44:50,541 --> 00:44:51,708
Stand up. What's wrong?
763
00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:54,375
- Why doesn't Chaddha rescue his daughter?
- Hey, Chaddha!
764
00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:57,916
He doesn't even answer her calls.
765
00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:00,416
Where does this Chaddha live?
766
00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:02,291
Across the temple.
767
00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:20,916
Hey, Chaddha!
768
00:45:21,416 --> 00:45:22,375
Out you come.
769
00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:24,625
Open the door!
770
00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:28,958
What's wrong with Punjabi boys
771
00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:33,583
that you chase London grooms?
772
00:45:34,291 --> 00:45:35,916
If you loathe us so much,
773
00:45:37,416 --> 00:45:39,458
put up a signboard...
774
00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:42,458
"Only London boys for our daughters.
775
00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:44,625
Locals, go to hell!"
776
00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:48,541
We swear we'll lock up our hearts!
777
00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:51,625
But don't humiliate us.
778
00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,541
I was on the horse as a groom...
779
00:45:56,083 --> 00:45:59,208
and my bride eloped with a London boy.
780
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:03,125
I sat frozen on the horse.
781
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,833
A joker on the horse!
782
00:46:13,958 --> 00:46:17,250
Even today,
people point at my house and say...
783
00:46:19,791 --> 00:46:22,791
"Here lives the joker!"
784
00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:24,458
Look at me!
785
00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:30,625
The Joker of Pathankot!
786
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:36,250
Who says men don't hurt?
787
00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:40,041
We do.
788
00:46:40,416 --> 00:46:42,291
Men also feel pain.
789
00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,208
We have a heart, a liver,
790
00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:47,333
a kidney.
791
00:46:47,416 --> 00:46:50,750
I agree. But this wisdom
could've waited till morning.
792
00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:54,666
That villain in London
beats your daughter,
793
00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:57,375
and you snooze merrily?
794
00:46:57,541 --> 00:46:59,916
My daughter? I have no daughter.
795
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:03,541
You're not Chaddha?
796
00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:06,041
No. Chaddha lives there.
797
00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:10,083
Return my rock!
798
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,250
Crazy man.
799
00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,000
Chaddha!
800
00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:18,458
Come out!
801
00:47:18,583 --> 00:47:20,041
- Out you come!
- Coach...
802
00:47:20,166 --> 00:47:22,000
- Coach.
- Sir...
803
00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:23,291
- Come out!
- Who is it?!
804
00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:25,333
- Open the door, Chaddha.
- No, sir.
805
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,500
- Run! The lights have come on.
- Let's go.
806
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,583
Birmingham, here I come.
807
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:48,333
Birmingham, here I come.
808
00:47:48,541 --> 00:47:50,833
What a lovely weather today!
809
00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:53,333
IELTS has four tests.
810
00:47:53,458 --> 00:47:56,041
Reading, writing, listening, and speaking.
811
00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:59,833
The most dangerous is the speaking test.
812
00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:02,083
The examiner can give any topic and say,
813
00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,625
"Speak for two minutes."
814
00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:07,250
Yes, Mr. Sukhi?
815
00:48:07,625 --> 00:48:10,541
I want to go to the lavatory.
816
00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:11,958
Please proceed.
817
00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:14,833
I don't want to go to the lavatory.
818
00:48:15,083 --> 00:48:16,208
Then why ask?
819
00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:18,791
Because I know
only these two lines in English.
820
00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:21,125
They are over in two seconds.
821
00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:25,375
A two-minute monologue
requires 70 to 80 lines.
822
00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:27,041
How will we manage?
823
00:48:27,125 --> 00:48:29,416
Practice, dear child.
824
00:48:29,541 --> 00:48:31,541
Speak only in English.
825
00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:34,041
Wear English clothes, watch English films,
826
00:48:34,166 --> 00:48:37,500
and even snore in English.
827
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,583
Shall we begin, Mr. Hardy?!
828
00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:46,041
Speak for two minutes on
"Roosters of Punjab."
829
00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:47,750
Roosters?
830
00:48:48,791 --> 00:48:51,208
The rooster is male,
and the female is a hen.
831
00:48:51,541 --> 00:48:54,291
The horse is male,
and the female is a mare.
832
00:48:54,541 --> 00:48:59,500
In Hindi, it's horse-horsess,
rooster-roosteress...
833
00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,750
It's easy.
834
00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:04,333
Why is English topsy-turvy?
835
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,041
Have mercy on English...
836
00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:07,875
don't simplify it.
837
00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:11,166
Language is to communicate.
838
00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:14,333
Why fight simplicity?
839
00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:18,041
Vocabulary is needed to communicate.
840
00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,375
How will you communicate to a Brit that
841
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,375
Mr. Pumpi's English is good,
842
00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:25,291
Mr. Buggu's English is better,
843
00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:28,833
and Geetu's English is amazing?
844
00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,958
How will you do it without words, smarty?
845
00:49:32,666 --> 00:49:35,125
I'll communicate...
846
00:49:36,416 --> 00:49:37,666
Oh, yeah.
847
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:42,250
Pumpi's English, oye hoye.
848
00:49:42,708 --> 00:49:45,500
Buggu's English, oye hoye hoye hoye.
849
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:50,083
Geetu's English,
oye hoye hoye hoye hoye!
850
00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:52,333
Wasn't that nice?
851
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:02,083
What a joker!
852
00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:07,833
Certified joker!
853
00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:26,666
Prized joker!
854
00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:28,166
Shut up!
855
00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:29,875
Stop laughing.
856
00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:31,583
He's no joker.
857
00:50:32,083 --> 00:50:33,125
He's here to learn.
858
00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:35,000
Can't speak English, so goofed up.
859
00:50:35,458 --> 00:50:37,833
He's a master wrestler...
never goofs up there.
860
00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:40,291
Wrestle him in his class.
861
00:50:40,416 --> 00:50:43,666
You'll be the joker,
but he won't mock you.
862
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,958
He'll patiently continue teaching you.
863
00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:48,833
That's a good teacher.
864
00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:50,125
Not like you!
865
00:50:50,208 --> 00:50:51,083
You're the joker!
866
00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:52,375
All jokers!
867
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,166
With "S." In plural!
868
00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,291
Damn your English. Let's go, Coach.
869
00:51:28,125 --> 00:51:33,541
I've been looted by your love
Totally rebooted by your love
870
00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:36,791
O Manu... I'm someone new
871
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:43,916
I'll set up a home in your heart
A tornado can't take it apart
872
00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:47,375
O Manu... I'm someone new
873
00:51:49,208 --> 00:51:54,916
I was footloose and fancy-free
Till you suddenly happened to me
874
00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:59,000
I was doing so okay
Till I came this way
875
00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:04,291
I'm looted, rebooted
876
00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:06,958
I'm looted, rebooted
877
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,625
Totally rerouted
878
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:12,125
In your love
879
00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:15,083
I'm looted, rebooted
880
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,458
I'm looted, rebooted
881
00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:20,125
Totally rerouted
882
00:52:20,291 --> 00:52:21,666
In your love
883
00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:25,416
I'm looted, rebooted
884
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:28,041
I'm looted, rebooted
885
00:52:28,291 --> 00:52:30,666
Totally rerouted
886
00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:33,208
In your love
887
00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:35,875
In your love
888
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,541
In your love
889
00:52:38,791 --> 00:52:40,333
In your love
890
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,916
WATCH FILMS, LEARN ENGLISH
891
00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:45,458
IELTS STUDENTS, LEARN ENGLISH
892
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:01,250
Hey, switch off the film!
893
00:53:01,541 --> 00:53:03,208
- Why?
- Hold on.
894
00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:07,541
- Shut up, you English scholars!
- But--
895
00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:08,750
Silence!
896
00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:12,458
What's wrong, Manu? Are you alright?
897
00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:17,041
Look at him!
On his knees, asking his lady...
898
00:53:17,458 --> 00:53:18,708
"Will you marry me?"
899
00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:22,208
That's respect!
900
00:53:22,541 --> 00:53:24,583
A match came home.
901
00:53:24,916 --> 00:53:26,375
Never bothered to propose.
902
00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:28,291
Instead, went to my dad and said,
903
00:53:28,541 --> 00:53:30,583
"Let's discuss the dowry."
904
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,625
I told the idiot, "Sure.
905
00:53:33,291 --> 00:53:35,291
How much can you pay?"
906
00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:38,166
You demanded the dowry from him?
907
00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:40,875
What a role reversal!
908
00:53:41,291 --> 00:53:44,125
Look at this man...
such respect!
909
00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:48,250
If a man proposes so romantically...
910
00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:50,875
how can a lady refuse?
911
00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:53,541
All right, rewind and play.
912
00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:55,375
Start from the chimes.
913
00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:06,541
Once I slept like a log
Now my mind is agog
914
00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:08,500
I stay up and dream of you
915
00:54:10,041 --> 00:54:12,666
Why, oh why, Manu?
916
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:17,625
Once I was shy
Now I ask passersby
917
00:54:17,708 --> 00:54:18,916
How do you do?
918
00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:23,000
Why, oh why, Manu?
919
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:28,916
My heart's new emotion
Raises the good old question
920
00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:33,125
How did a guy doing so okay
Topple when he turned your way?
921
00:54:33,458 --> 00:54:35,541
In your love
922
00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:38,708
I'm looted, rebooted
923
00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:41,125
I'm looted, rebooted
924
00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:43,750
Totally rerouted
925
00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:46,083
In your love
926
00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:49,166
I'm looted, rebooted
927
00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:51,458
I'm looted, rebooted
928
00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:54,208
Totally rerouted
929
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,625
In your love
930
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,625
I'm looted, rebooted
931
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:02,166
I'm looted, rebooted
932
00:55:02,291 --> 00:55:04,708
Totally rerouted
933
00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:06,083
In your love
934
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,666
You are my earth, my sky
935
00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:13,458
Without you, there is no I
936
00:55:13,541 --> 00:55:15,583
You've become my everything
937
00:55:15,666 --> 00:55:18,208
The god I pray to, the prayer I sing
938
00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:23,291
Every day I pray with folded hands
That your prayers come true
939
00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:26,000
Though I fear you'll fly to foreign lands
940
00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:27,500
And I'll be left without you
941
00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:29,041
O Manu...
942
00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:32,083
{\an8}O Manu...
943
00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:35,083
O Manu...
944
00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:38,875
I fear...
945
00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:42,625
I'll be left
946
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:47,166
Without you
947
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,333
O Manu...
948
00:55:52,291 --> 00:55:53,500
Don't stare.
949
00:55:54,458 --> 00:55:56,083
It's time to focus.
950
00:55:57,666 --> 00:55:59,541
Once we get our visa,
stare all you want.
951
00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:07,791
Birmingham, here I come!
952
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,375
What a lovely weather today!
953
00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,041
- What's going on?
- Sir...
954
00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:15,833
give us any topic.
955
00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:19,000
- We got our 70 English lines!
- No one fails.
956
00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,750
Full Punjab goes to England!
Test us.
957
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,166
Okay.
958
00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:26,416
Mr. Sukhi, speak for two minutes on...
959
00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:28,666
Taj Mahal, Agra.
960
00:56:36,083 --> 00:56:40,250
Sir, you want to test my knowledge about...
961
00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:41,791
Taj Mahal, Agra.
962
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,166
Or check my English speaking skills?
963
00:56:44,625 --> 00:56:45,666
My knowledge about
964
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,750
- Taj Mahal, Agra is limited,
- Taj Mahal, Agra.
965
00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:50,666
but my knowledge
about the English language is unlimited.
966
00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:52,125
I understand noun,
967
00:56:52,291 --> 00:56:53,541
pronoun, adjective,
968
00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:54,625
verb, adverb,
969
00:56:54,708 --> 00:56:55,875
conjunction, colon,
970
00:56:55,958 --> 00:56:57,666
semicolon, comma, and full stop.
971
00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,791
I make conversation confidently
with any English person...
972
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:03,916
Prince Charles, wife Diana,
mother-in-law Queen Elizabeth Part II.
973
00:57:04,208 --> 00:57:06,000
I find it very disturbing
974
00:57:06,125 --> 00:57:09,666
that your esteemed organization
is trying to judge me
975
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:12,541
- by my knowledge about Taj Mahal, Agra...
- Taj Mahal, Agra!
976
00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:14,750
and not by my English grammar.
977
00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:17,291
You must re-examine
your examination system
978
00:57:17,375 --> 00:57:19,500
because it is about English
and not about
979
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:21,416
- Taj Mahal, Agra!
- Taj Mahal, Agra!
980
00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:29,750
- Geetu, turn around.
- Look behind you.
981
00:57:36,208 --> 00:57:38,416
Whatever the topic in the exam,
982
00:57:38,916 --> 00:57:40,916
this is the answer.
983
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,166
Memorize it thoroughly.
984
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:46,916
Replace the blanks with the topic.
985
00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:51,250
Hundred topics, a hundred questions,
and just one answer.
986
00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:53,291
Whose idea is it?
987
00:57:53,958 --> 00:57:54,916
Coach Hardy's.
988
00:57:55,916 --> 00:57:58,041
I told you, he's no joker.
989
00:57:58,208 --> 00:57:59,416
Mr. Hardy.
990
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:00,416
Yes, sir.
991
00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:02,625
Thank you!
992
00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:04,958
Memorize this thoroughly,
993
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:07,333
and the exam will be a piece of cake.
994
00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:10,375
Will they give us cake in the exam?
995
00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:13,041
"Piece of cake" means easy.
996
00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:15,666
Now, go with confidence and say...
997
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,291
Birmingham, here I come!
998
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,708
Can I see your ID, please?
999
00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:34,958
Yes.
1000
00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:37,750
The pieces of cake.
1001
00:58:41,583 --> 00:58:42,458
Thank you.
1002
00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:44,583
Pull a chair.
1003
00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:48,166
Pull?
1004
00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:56,375
Okay?
1005
00:59:02,166 --> 00:59:03,500
Pull it further?
1006
00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:04,791
Take it outside?
1007
00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:08,750
Give me a topic.
I'll speak for two minutes.
1008
00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:10,458
Any topic. Give.
1009
00:59:10,583 --> 00:59:13,208
No need for that.
We'll just have a conversation.
1010
00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:17,333
What did you eat for breakfast
this morning?
1011
00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:21,458
Today? I ate parathas.
1012
00:59:22,666 --> 00:59:24,250
Describe how you make a paratha.
1013
00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:25,666
In English.
1014
00:59:27,875 --> 00:59:28,875
Paratha...
1015
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:31,875
Aloo...
1016
00:59:32,041 --> 00:59:33,083
In English.
1017
00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:34,666
Potato...
1018
00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:36,958
Potato...
1019
00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:40,000
Water...
1020
00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:41,291
Fire...
1021
00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:43,291
Potato in.
1022
00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:45,375
Five minutes and the water starts to...
1023
00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,125
Potato out.
1024
00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:51,416
Smash the potato.
1025
00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:54,500
Then... grab a roti.
1026
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,625
Enter potato.
1027
00:59:58,416 --> 00:59:59,666
Send to tandoor.
1028
01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:01,583
Two minutes, paratha ready!
1029
01:00:01,916 --> 01:00:03,458
Do you eat parathas every day?
1030
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,041
No, madam.
1031
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:06,541
On some days, paratha.
1032
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,208
On some days, I...
1033
01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:12,208
What's it called...
1034
01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:14,333
Round...
1035
01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:26,666
I eat paratha every day, madam.
1036
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,000
I love paratha.
1037
01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,083
Parathas. "S..."
1038
01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:32,333
Plural.
1039
01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:34,500
I eat many parathas.
1040
01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:40,708
So, Mr. Kakkad,
what's your favorite hobby?
1041
01:00:42,333 --> 01:00:47,000
My favorite hobby... is rooster.
1042
01:00:48,708 --> 01:00:49,583
Eating rooster.
1043
01:00:51,333 --> 01:00:52,208
Okay.
1044
01:00:53,125 --> 01:00:56,125
Can you speak for two minutes
about "eating rooster"?
1045
01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:58,041
Two minutes?
1046
01:01:00,916 --> 01:01:05,166
Sir, you want to check
my knowledge about eating rooster
1047
01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:09,750
or do you want to check
my English speaking skills?
1048
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:13,208
My knowledge about
eating roosters is limited,
1049
01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:16,125
but my knowledge about English
is unlimited.
1050
01:01:16,208 --> 01:01:18,291
I understand noun, pronoun, verb,
1051
01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:21,041
adjective, conjunction, semicolon,
colon, comma, and full stop.
1052
01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:23,208
I make conversation
with any English people...
1053
01:01:23,291 --> 01:01:26,041
Prince Charles, his wife Diana,
Queen Elizabeth number two.
1054
01:01:26,125 --> 01:01:28,500
I find it disturbing
that your esteemed organization
1055
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,541
is trying to check my knowledge
about eating roosters
1056
01:01:30,625 --> 01:01:31,916
and not my English grammar!
1057
01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:35,666
You must re-examine
your examination system.
1058
01:01:36,208 --> 01:01:41,750
Because this is about English
and not about rooster eating.
1059
01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:47,583
Okay?
1060
01:01:48,666 --> 01:01:49,541
Okay.
1061
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:53,041
{\an8}Can you tell me what is wrong
with this sentence?
1062
01:01:54,083 --> 01:01:55,083
Sure.
1063
01:01:56,791 --> 01:01:58,333
"Yesterday,
1064
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:05,208
{\an8}my father
and mother was in the bar."
1065
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,041
No! No way.
1066
01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:13,291
My mother and father no go bar.
1067
01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:16,458
Father some-some go.
1068
01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:19,958
{\an8}Mother... no! Never!
1069
01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:27,125
{\an8}Yesterday, my father and mother
were in the bar.
1070
01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:28,333
Your parents?
1071
01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:32,083
{\an8}Your mother swigs as well? Amazing!
1072
01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:33,791
Cheers to your mummy!
1073
01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:36,083
It's good to know.
1074
01:02:36,291 --> 01:02:40,083
You're being so frank...
I'll tell you a secret.
1075
01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:44,541
Yesterday, I was in the bar.
1076
01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:46,583
I was stressed for the exam.
1077
01:02:46,666 --> 01:02:48,583
So, 30ml in, all stress out.
1078
01:02:49,083 --> 01:02:49,958
Thank you.
1079
01:02:52,041 --> 01:02:55,875
Can you tell me about your family
for two minutes?
1080
01:02:58,125 --> 01:03:00,750
You want to test
my knowledge about my family...
1081
01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:04,333
or you want to test my knowledge
about my English speaking skills?
1082
01:03:05,166 --> 01:03:07,833
My knowledge about my family is limited.
1083
01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:09,041
- Limited?
- Limited.
1084
01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:12,166
I'm not asking about
Winston Churchill's family.
1085
01:03:12,541 --> 01:03:15,500
I'm asking about yours.
You should know.
1086
01:03:15,916 --> 01:03:17,916
Again for... two minutes.
1087
01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:20,291
My... my family?
1088
01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:21,583
Two minutes?
1089
01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:23,500
That's easy... I'll tell you.
1090
01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:25,125
Sir...
1091
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:27,458
Sir...
1092
01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:29,708
My father...
1093
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,250
dead.
1094
01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:33,583
So sorry.
1095
01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:35,208
My mother...
1096
01:03:36,916 --> 01:03:37,791
dead.
1097
01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:42,166
My mother's mother... dead.
1098
01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:45,708
My father's mother... dead.
1099
01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,208
All dead...
1100
01:03:49,041 --> 01:03:49,916
Dead.
1101
01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:53,375
My mother's older sister...
1102
01:03:54,166 --> 01:03:55,541
You know... aunt?
1103
01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:57,208
You know!
1104
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:58,208
Dead?
1105
01:03:58,625 --> 01:03:59,500
Dead.
1106
01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:04,041
- How many more do I kill?
- That's enough.
1107
01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:06,666
Now, you can go.
1108
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,125
Sir, just a minute.
1109
01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:09,875
I still have 90 seconds.
1110
01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:11,541
Let the dead rest in peace.
1111
01:04:11,833 --> 01:04:13,416
Listen to the story of the living.
1112
01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:18,958
My only family is four stubborn fools
who want to go to London.
1113
01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:21,583
One of them is a girl, Manu.
1114
01:04:22,208 --> 01:04:24,250
Her life is a saga of troubles.
1115
01:04:25,125 --> 01:04:27,125
She learns English... wrestling...
1116
01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:29,750
not for herself, but for her family.
1117
01:04:30,916 --> 01:04:32,833
She takes on the world...
1118
01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:36,125
for me!
1119
01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:40,000
No one has ever stood up for me.
1120
01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:45,291
So she's become my girl... friend.
1121
01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:46,875
- Really?
- Yes.
1122
01:04:47,166 --> 01:04:49,875
The earlier one dumped me
on our wedding day.
1123
01:04:51,416 --> 01:04:55,291
I could never fall in love again.
1124
01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:57,333
- You know how it is.
- Yes.
1125
01:04:57,416 --> 01:04:59,958
- Love just withers away. Right?
- I agree.
1126
01:05:00,416 --> 01:05:03,583
After years, love has blossomed again.
1127
01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:08,250
So, when will you tell her?
When she's in London?
1128
01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:09,416
That's the plan!
1129
01:05:09,541 --> 01:05:13,458
At Big Ben, on my knees,
I'll present the ring with a flourish,
1130
01:05:13,791 --> 01:05:15,291
look into her eyes, and ask...
1131
01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,333
"Will you marry Hardy Singh?"
1132
01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:20,875
I do.
1133
01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:25,375
Sir, you too must've loved?
1134
01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:27,375
- I have. Once.
- Once?
1135
01:05:27,916 --> 01:05:28,958
Just once.
1136
01:05:29,041 --> 01:05:31,625
My fate is in your hands. Save me.
1137
01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:33,250
- What are you saying?
- Please, sir.
1138
01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:36,416
I will name our first child after you.
1139
01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:38,291
- What...
- I promise.
1140
01:05:38,458 --> 01:05:40,500
What's your name? Tell me.
1141
01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:44,541
Vangipurapu Venkata Kuppu.
1142
01:05:47,125 --> 01:05:49,375
No problem. Can you write it down?
1143
01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:51,125
Consider it done.
1144
01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:56,000
Shall I consider our result "Done"?
1145
01:05:57,416 --> 01:05:59,541
Are you tense, Mr. Sukhi?
1146
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,208
Good question, sir.
1147
01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:05,125
Past tense or present tense, sir?
1148
01:06:06,291 --> 01:06:09,458
I'm just asking if you're anxious.
1149
01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:15,125
You understand the word "anxious"?
1150
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:19,500
Stressed?
1151
01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:21,375
Nervous?
1152
01:06:22,416 --> 01:06:23,333
Terrified?
1153
01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:26,375
You don't know any of these words?
1154
01:06:28,041 --> 01:06:28,958
No, sir.
1155
01:06:31,916 --> 01:06:33,416
Send the next one in.
1156
01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:38,916
Okay, Mr. Sukhi. You may go.
1157
01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:42,041
Go? No, sir.
1158
01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:43,625
No... go. Please, sir.
1159
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,375
You're done. Leave.
1160
01:06:45,458 --> 01:06:46,625
Wait a minute!
1161
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,208
Sir, take a two-minute speaking test.
Any topic.
1162
01:06:50,291 --> 01:06:51,250
I pass, sir.
1163
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:55,041
How will you live in England
without any English?
1164
01:06:55,125 --> 01:06:57,458
He lives here!
Does he know any Punjabi?
1165
01:06:57,666 --> 01:07:00,750
A Brit like him rejected my visa.
1166
01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:05,000
Grilled me about education,
savings, job... but not my need!
1167
01:07:05,708 --> 01:07:09,250
Explain to him... I won't stay there.
1168
01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:12,416
I don't want to live in England.
1169
01:07:12,958 --> 01:07:16,333
Airport to Jassi's house...
and back with her.
1170
01:07:16,416 --> 01:07:18,333
Won't even stop for a sip of water.
Make him understand!
1171
01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:23,916
Don't cling to rules. Understand feelings.
1172
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,625
Jassi in London... only hope... me!
1173
01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:29,083
Don't kill hope, sir.
1174
01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:31,291
Please, sir.
1175
01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:34,625
Please understand feeling, sir.
1176
01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:42,000
{\an8}IELTS results were first obtained
by liquor shops.
1177
01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:45,041
Shop owners paid bribes to get them.
1178
01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:47,333
Those who passed drank in joy.
1179
01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:50,416
Those who failed
drank even more in sorrow.
1180
01:07:50,791 --> 01:07:51,833
Coach, the results are out.
1181
01:08:00,708 --> 01:08:03,958
Move aside... Chameli... Pumpi...
1182
01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:13,291
He must have failed!
1183
01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,833
Balli has failed. He's in shock.
1184
01:08:22,416 --> 01:08:26,083
Failing can't shock him.
Check, he must've passed.
1185
01:08:30,208 --> 01:08:32,458
Move! Move aside!
1186
01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:35,666
Coach Hardy was right.
1187
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,375
Balli had passed.
1188
01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:40,333
We weren't fortunate enough to faint.
1189
01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,250
The rest of us had failed.
1190
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:51,916
The whir of the sewing machine
at Balli's house...
1191
01:08:52,208 --> 01:08:54,083
was replaced by drumbeats of joy.
1192
01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:56,375
Balli Kakkad going to London!
1193
01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:59,041
Balli Kakkad going to London!
1194
01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:01,916
{\an8}Balli Kakkad going to London!
1195
01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:05,541
- Balli, get here.
- Congratulations.
1196
01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:08,500
Congratulations! Here you go.
1197
01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,375
{\an8}English is a window to the world.
1198
01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:14,000
{\an8}And Geetu's class is the door to England!
1199
01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,958
Enter my class, exit in London.
1200
01:09:17,208 --> 01:09:18,583
Like our Balli Kakkad.
1201
01:09:18,708 --> 01:09:20,833
Our results are 90 percent--
1202
01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:23,750
{\an8}Pass or fail?
1203
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:26,583
{\an8}Show our mugshots as well. The failures.
1204
01:09:26,916 --> 01:09:27,958
I'm Sukhi Singh.
1205
01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:30,458
I can't go to London because I failed!
1206
01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:33,375
This is Manu Randhawa... failed!
1207
01:09:33,958 --> 01:09:35,666
- Buggu Lakhanpal... failed!
- What are you doing?
1208
01:09:36,083 --> 01:09:37,375
Coach Hardy... failed!
1209
01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:42,541
His success videos make us dream
and lure us to join his class.
1210
01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:44,208
Now sing... "What a lovely weather today."
1211
01:09:44,291 --> 01:09:45,708
{\an8}- Sukhi... Hold this.
- Brother...
1212
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,500
{\an8}Our lives are in limbo.
1213
01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:49,625
Sukhi!
1214
01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,041
His business is flourishing!
1215
01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:54,500
{\an8}- I borrowed money to pay your fee!
- Come with me.
1216
01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:55,666
I need to go to London.
1217
01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:58,916
- Tidda will kill Jassi.
- Nothing will happen to her.
1218
01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,958
Balli will meet Jassi.
1219
01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:02,500
We've given him the address.
1220
01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:04,750
He'll get you to speak to Jassi.
1221
01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:06,875
Calm down or I'll give you one.
1222
01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:08,875
Patience, brother.
1223
01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:11,333
- Leave for the airport.
- Yes.
1224
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:12,333
{\an8}- Hold this.
- Yes.
1225
01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:15,041
{\an8}- Go! You'll miss your flight.
- Yes.
1226
01:10:15,208 --> 01:10:18,208
{\an8}Meet Jassi as soon as you land.
Call us.
1227
01:10:18,666 --> 01:10:20,083
{\an8}We'll wait by the public phone.
1228
01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:21,625
{\an8}- Bye!
- Take care.
1229
01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:23,875
You bloody...
1230
01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,791
You knew we can't learn English
in 90 days!
1231
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,458
- What are you doing?
- Yet you made me...
1232
01:10:29,541 --> 01:10:31,958
- Sukhi!
- promise Jassi, "I'm coming!"
1233
01:10:32,291 --> 01:10:34,750
- Swindler!
- That's enough! Come with me!
1234
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,000
Balli will meet Jassi tomorrow.
They'll call.
1235
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:55,083
Staring at the phone
won't make it ring.
1236
01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:58,041
London calling, I telling you.
1237
01:10:58,333 --> 01:10:59,750
Go. Relax!
1238
01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:12,583
Sukhi.
1239
01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:18,208
Geetu, no fights.
1240
01:11:21,791 --> 01:11:23,375
You flung this sandal here.
1241
01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:26,166
It hit here.
1242
01:11:27,708 --> 01:11:29,916
Pack your bags.
1243
01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:32,500
You're going to London.
1244
01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:36,083
- How?
- Dunki.
1245
01:11:37,041 --> 01:11:38,708
Dunki? What's that?
1246
01:11:39,458 --> 01:11:41,791
A "donkey route" to London.
1247
01:11:42,416 --> 01:11:44,291
Without a visa. Illegally.
1248
01:11:44,791 --> 01:11:49,291
Crossing borders,
jungles, mountains, seas.
1249
01:11:49,833 --> 01:11:51,708
Border police can open fire.
1250
01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:56,250
The odds of making it is... 25 percent.
1251
01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:59,708
So why send him to die?
1252
01:11:59,958 --> 01:12:02,916
If he stays here, he dies a 100 percent!
1253
01:12:03,916 --> 01:12:04,958
Take the chance.
1254
01:12:05,166 --> 01:12:06,666
What will it cost?
1255
01:12:07,041 --> 01:12:08,333
I have paid up.
1256
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:09,500
Geetu Gulati,
1257
01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:13,958
you're less of a swindler than you look.
1258
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,291
- Thank you.
- Sukhi!
1259
01:12:20,291 --> 01:12:22,375
London calling. Come!
1260
01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:24,083
Go fast!
1261
01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:26,916
Tell Jassi, Sukhi's coming.
1262
01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:31,916
Jassi?
1263
01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:33,458
Jassi, I'm coming to London!
1264
01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:35,750
Can you hear me?
1265
01:12:36,125 --> 01:12:37,708
- Hello?
- Sukhi, listen...
1266
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,250
Where's Jassi?
1267
01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:44,791
News that you failed reached Jassi.
1268
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:49,041
Jassi killed herself.
1269
01:12:52,666 --> 01:12:54,791
Hello? Sukhi?
1270
01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:56,250
Hello?!
1271
01:12:56,791 --> 01:12:57,791
Sukhi?
1272
01:12:59,708 --> 01:13:00,708
Save me!
1273
01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:04,833
Tidda hits me every day.
1274
01:13:05,833 --> 01:13:08,708
Sukhi, come to London and save me.
1275
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,000
{\an8}Hello?
1276
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:17,041
{\an8}Why ask
1277
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:22,625
{\an8}After this shattered soul?
1278
01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:30,250
{\an8}Why speak of misfortune
1279
01:13:30,583 --> 01:13:35,916
{\an8}And its toll
1280
01:13:36,958 --> 01:13:42,250
{\an8}Why speak of misfortune
1281
01:13:43,541 --> 01:13:48,458
{\an8}And its toll...
1282
01:13:50,541 --> 01:13:55,375
{\an8}Why ask
1283
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:59,291
{\an8}- Sukhi!
- After this shattered soul?
1284
01:13:59,708 --> 01:14:00,791
{\an8}Sukhi!
1285
01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:11,416
{\an8}Tell Papa, I got my visa.
1286
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,375
{\an8}My friend...
1287
01:14:12,666 --> 01:14:18,583
{\an8}I'm on my way... to meet Jassi.
1288
01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:25,375
{\an8}No feeling left
1289
01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:29,083
{\an8}Except for grief
1290
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:30,750
{\an8}Sukhi!
1291
01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:33,708
{\an8}Sukhi!
1292
01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:38,541
{\an8}For this ceaseless pain
1293
01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:42,958
{\an8}The end is relief...
1294
01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:52,375
For this ceaseless pain
The end is relief
1295
01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:58,541
Why ask after this shattered soul...
1296
01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:00,666
Sukhi wanted to meet Jassi.
1297
01:15:02,541 --> 01:15:05,208
Was barred because
he couldn't speak English.
1298
01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:10,666
The British ruled us for a century.
1299
01:15:11,666 --> 01:15:15,250
When they arrived we never asked,
1300
01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:17,250
"Know any Hindi?
1301
01:15:18,416 --> 01:15:19,916
How good is your vocabulary?"
1302
01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:23,083
Never demanded speaking tests.
1303
01:15:24,083 --> 01:15:28,000
We didn't test them.
How dare they test us?
1304
01:15:28,875 --> 01:15:31,333
Tenses, plurals...
1305
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:33,416
The rooster is male, the female is hen...
1306
01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:37,250
Sukhi died cramming it all.
1307
01:15:39,041 --> 01:15:39,958
Dead!
1308
01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:45,083
His dreams were reduced to ashes!
1309
01:15:58,875 --> 01:15:59,833
Manu...
1310
01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:02,875
you'll get your home back.
1311
01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:07,291
Don't ever think of suicide.
1312
01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:10,083
I'll take you to England.
1313
01:16:11,541 --> 01:16:14,625
Buggu, I'll take you all.
1314
01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:19,166
We'll scatter Sukhi's ashes near Jassi.
1315
01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:23,625
We don't have a visa...
but try stopping us!
1316
01:16:24,041 --> 01:16:25,416
We will go to England.
1317
01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:28,458
Let's see who stops us.
1318
01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:31,500
I have decided.
1319
01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:35,250
We will take the dunki route.
1320
01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:36,708
Come here.
1321
01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:40,250
We will dunki.
1322
01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:46,750
The land of my birth says
1323
01:16:47,666 --> 01:16:53,666
Child, don't go
1324
01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:58,000
But when fate forces your hand
1325
01:16:58,791 --> 01:17:05,500
The feet can't say no
1326
01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:09,416
Hardy was a man possessed.
1327
01:17:09,833 --> 01:17:14,208
He sold off his home and land
to pay the agents,
1328
01:17:14,291 --> 01:17:15,791
and we set out on our journey.
1329
01:17:16,583 --> 01:17:20,833
Pumpi, Chameli,
and her brother Gulab joined us.
1330
01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:25,833
With dreams packed in our backpacks,
we all embarked on the journey.
1331
01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:28,500
I'll get you to Pakistan.
1332
01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:33,000
Then, another agent will take you to Iran
via Afghanistan in a truck.
1333
01:17:33,791 --> 01:17:35,583
From Iran, you'll take a train to Turkey.
1334
01:17:35,875 --> 01:17:37,291
Finally, you'll travel by sea to London.
1335
01:17:37,416 --> 01:17:41,708
Will we pass through China on the route?
I'd love to visit!
1336
01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:45,541
Ignore him.
1337
01:17:45,708 --> 01:17:47,833
Give me all the agents' numbers.
1338
01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:51,666
- Sure. This has all the numbers.
- Okay.
1339
01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:53,083
Get in the boat.
1340
01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:54,291
Wait.
1341
01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:56,541
Let me take one last look.
1342
01:17:57,958 --> 01:17:59,458
I'm unsure if I'll come back.
1343
01:17:59,750 --> 01:18:05,000
Farewell sweet homeland
We'll be back soon
1344
01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:10,791
And talk from midnight
Till it is noon
1345
01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:16,541
Farewell sweet homeland
We'll be back soon
1346
01:18:16,666 --> 01:18:22,208
And talk from midnight
Till it is noon
1347
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:28,291
Your rain-scented soil
I carry along
1348
01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:33,833
Of your remembrance
I've woven a song
1349
01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:39,666
A kerchief of your clouds
Is tied around my brow
1350
01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:44,708
A blanket of your memories
Warms me even now
1351
01:18:44,791 --> 01:18:45,666
What's that?
1352
01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:50,708
In your keeping
I've left my heart
1353
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:56,416
There it stays
Though we part
1354
01:18:56,875 --> 01:19:01,208
Farewell sweet homeland
We'll be back soon
1355
01:19:01,458 --> 01:19:04,541
- Stop the boat.
- And talk from midnight
1356
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:08,375
- Till it is noon
- It's a watchtower.
1357
01:19:10,416 --> 01:19:12,958
Wasn't there last month.
1358
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,250
We have to turn back.
1359
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:18,166
We won't turn back!
1360
01:19:18,291 --> 01:19:22,541
- The boat won't go ahead.
- But we will.
1361
01:19:22,708 --> 01:19:23,666
How?
1362
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,916
We walked underwater all night.
1363
01:21:23,541 --> 01:21:25,083
By morning, we were in Pakistan.
1364
01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:55,625
Never do that again.
1365
01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:56,875
What?
1366
01:21:59,416 --> 01:22:02,625
For my breath, don't stop yours.
1367
01:22:08,041 --> 01:22:09,250
All's well.
1368
01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:13,166
All's well.
1369
01:22:14,166 --> 01:22:17,083
Let's go to the next agent.
1370
01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:19,541
How much further is London?
1371
01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:23,083
Think how far,
and you won't make it.
1372
01:22:24,916 --> 01:22:27,458
Think about what awaits you.
1373
01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:29,291
Take a look.
1374
01:22:33,291 --> 01:22:37,791
In six months, Balli had bought
a house and car.
1375
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,708
Pumpi, Chameli, and Gulab perked up.
1376
01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:43,583
Get your bags!
1377
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:03,750
A sentence in your story
1378
01:23:04,333 --> 01:23:07,250
Is all I ask to be
1379
01:23:07,666 --> 01:23:12,166
In your quiet moments
1380
01:23:12,291 --> 01:23:15,583
Spare a thought for me
1381
01:23:15,916 --> 01:23:20,416
Your destination is my destiny
1382
01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:23,625
My friend
1383
01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:28,583
The refuge of your arms
1384
01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:32,000
Is my journey's end
1385
01:23:32,791 --> 01:23:36,833
Oh, my love
1386
01:23:36,916 --> 01:23:41,166
Oh, my love
1387
01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:47,083
My heart will always be true
I'll be there forever for you
1388
01:23:47,416 --> 01:23:49,166
Oh, my love
1389
01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:53,250
Oh, my love
1390
01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:57,541
Oh, my love...
1391
01:23:57,666 --> 01:24:03,625
My heart will always be true
I'll be there forever for you
1392
01:24:03,833 --> 01:24:06,791
Oh, my love...
1393
01:24:07,916 --> 01:24:10,250
Vehicles changed, and the journey went on...
1394
01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:15,791
Bullets and bombs were never far.
1395
01:24:22,333 --> 01:24:23,666
It took us two months
1396
01:24:23,916 --> 01:24:28,041
to cross Afghanistan and reach Iran.
1397
01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:32,208
Come fast!
1398
01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:35,041
Move!
1399
01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:37,791
Move! Move fast!
1400
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:50,666
We had to walk for two days
through the desert for a train to Turkey.
1401
01:25:07,666 --> 01:25:10,208
Look straight. Keep walking.
1402
01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,041
Stop!
1403
01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:35,458
- Okay.
- No.
1404
01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:37,166
Go, go.
1405
01:25:37,375 --> 01:25:40,375
Pumpi, Chameli, Gulab... stop!
He'll kill you.
1406
01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:41,375
Coach!
1407
01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:43,291
- Stay down!
- No, please.
1408
01:25:43,541 --> 01:25:45,041
- Stay down.
- No, please.
1409
01:26:08,791 --> 01:26:09,708
Hurry!
1410
01:26:18,458 --> 01:26:19,333
Run!
1411
01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:34,666
Chameli!
1412
01:26:35,541 --> 01:26:39,041
Chameli! Open your eyes!
1413
01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:40,291
Get up, Chameli!
1414
01:27:45,916 --> 01:27:46,791
No.
1415
01:27:49,208 --> 01:27:50,125
Come.
1416
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:54,958
- No. I won't, Coach.
- We'll all die.
1417
01:27:55,208 --> 01:27:56,125
- Move!
- No.
1418
01:27:56,208 --> 01:27:57,083
- Buggu...
- Coach...
1419
01:27:57,166 --> 01:27:58,125
- Come.
- Coach...
1420
01:27:58,208 --> 01:27:59,083
Enough!
1421
01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:42,083
Boss.
1422
01:29:53,166 --> 01:29:54,791
Hey, let go of me!
1423
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,208
Let my boss go or he dies!
1424
01:30:12,583 --> 01:30:14,791
- Drop the gun!
- He'll kill me!
1425
01:30:14,875 --> 01:30:18,250
Drop it!
1426
01:30:18,333 --> 01:30:20,750
Save me.
1427
01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:22,041
I'll shoot him!
1428
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:23,000
Hey!
1429
01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:26,583
He'll kill me.
1430
01:30:28,666 --> 01:30:30,750
Okay.
1431
01:30:41,125 --> 01:30:42,000
Let's go, Manu.
1432
01:30:46,541 --> 01:30:47,500
Manu, let's go.
1433
01:30:48,125 --> 01:30:49,250
Move, Manu.
1434
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,750
- Coach--
- Get up. Be with her.
1435
01:30:56,958 --> 01:30:57,833
Manu.
1436
01:30:58,083 --> 01:30:59,333
- Come on, move.
- Manu...
1437
01:30:59,625 --> 01:31:00,541
Are you fine?
1438
01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:16,541
Farewell sweet homeland
1439
01:31:17,416 --> 01:31:23,583
We'll be back soon
1440
01:31:24,958 --> 01:31:30,333
And talk from midnight
1441
01:31:31,541 --> 01:31:37,708
Till it is noon
1442
01:31:39,208 --> 01:31:43,833
Farewell sweet homeland
1443
01:31:44,958 --> 01:31:49,541
We'll be back soon
1444
01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:02,166
Comb your hair.
1445
01:32:07,666 --> 01:32:09,000
It's okay... no need.
You look pretty.
1446
01:32:20,416 --> 01:32:21,625
It's all right.
1447
01:32:24,041 --> 01:32:25,375
It's okay.
1448
01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:28,708
I'm doing this for my house.
1449
01:32:29,833 --> 01:32:33,875
Why are you risking your life?
1450
01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:35,291
I'm crazy for you.
1451
01:32:36,541 --> 01:32:38,041
Can't you see?
1452
01:32:40,375 --> 01:32:41,291
Since when?
1453
01:32:41,583 --> 01:32:44,833
Since you fought for me in class.
1454
01:32:45,583 --> 01:32:46,666
Why didn't you tell me?
1455
01:32:46,791 --> 01:32:50,750
You said, "Don't stare! Focus."
1456
01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:53,208
- So I'm focusing.
- Till when?
1457
01:32:53,541 --> 01:32:56,375
Only till London.
1458
01:32:57,750 --> 01:32:58,791
At Big Ben
1459
01:32:59,666 --> 01:33:00,666
when it chimes...
1460
01:33:06,416 --> 01:33:07,791
That's when I'll stop focusing.
1461
01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:12,250
The refuge of your arms
1462
01:33:12,791 --> 01:33:15,666
Nothing can replace
1463
01:33:16,083 --> 01:33:20,750
My only home
1464
01:33:20,958 --> 01:33:24,125
Now is your embrace
1465
01:33:24,791 --> 01:33:28,875
Oh, my love
1466
01:33:28,958 --> 01:33:33,125
Oh, my love...
1467
01:33:33,291 --> 01:33:39,125
My heart will always be true
I'll be there forever for you
1468
01:33:39,416 --> 01:33:41,208
Oh, my love
1469
01:33:41,291 --> 01:33:45,250
Oh, my love
1470
01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:49,500
Oh, my love...
1471
01:33:49,625 --> 01:33:56,541
My heart will always be true
I'll be there forever for you
1472
01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:00,708
When we got on the container for England,
1473
01:34:01,583 --> 01:34:03,916
we hoped to breathe easy.
1474
01:34:06,041 --> 01:34:08,083
But in there, every breath was torture.
1475
01:34:09,041 --> 01:34:11,625
We were locked in for 27 days.
1476
01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:14,833
It was like living in a gutter.
1477
01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:23,500
Just one hope kept us going...
1478
01:34:24,541 --> 01:34:25,416
{\an8}London.
1479
01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:32,333
{\an8}Packing the saga of this journey
1480
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:41,625
All sorrows and the agony
1481
01:34:42,958 --> 01:34:49,833
O sweet homeland...
1482
01:34:51,791 --> 01:34:58,708
- To heal, we shall come to you soon
- Come on!
1483
01:35:00,583 --> 01:35:07,416
- And talk from midnight till it is noon
- Fast! Let's go!
1484
01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:11,291
O sweet homeland!
1485
01:35:11,625 --> 01:35:12,583
Get up fast!
1486
01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:15,625
- O sweet homeland!
- Get up.
1487
01:35:15,708 --> 01:35:17,000
Hurry up!
1488
01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:20,083
- O sweet homeland!
- Let's go!
1489
01:35:20,458 --> 01:35:21,708
Come on!
1490
01:35:21,791 --> 01:35:23,083
- Leave!
- Let's go!
1491
01:35:23,166 --> 01:35:24,208
That way!
1492
01:35:24,291 --> 01:35:25,166
Go!
1493
01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:26,125
That way.
1494
01:35:31,791 --> 01:35:32,666
We're clear.
1495
01:35:36,166 --> 01:35:37,041
Where are we?
1496
01:35:37,708 --> 01:35:38,750
Doesn't look like London.
1497
01:35:39,666 --> 01:35:42,958
The swindlers got us to Africa!
1498
01:35:43,750 --> 01:35:44,708
Look there.
1499
01:35:46,041 --> 01:35:46,916
Those people...
1500
01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:48,541
Hold on a second.
1501
01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:56,208
Madam...
1502
01:35:56,333 --> 01:35:58,541
What country... this?
1503
01:35:59,541 --> 01:36:03,166
It's a Siberian Husky. From Russia.
1504
01:36:03,500 --> 01:36:04,666
Not the dog.
1505
01:36:05,125 --> 01:36:09,541
This... what country this?
1506
01:36:09,791 --> 01:36:11,875
It was England when I last checked.
1507
01:36:12,166 --> 01:36:13,208
London!
1508
01:36:13,458 --> 01:36:16,250
- We've reached London!
- We are here!
1509
01:36:16,791 --> 01:36:19,791
- We've reached!
- We are here!
1510
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:22,750
- London!
- We've reached!
1511
01:36:22,916 --> 01:36:24,958
These foreigners are a nuisance.
1512
01:36:26,333 --> 01:36:29,541
She called me a foreigner!
Mom says the same.
1513
01:36:29,625 --> 01:36:33,625
- Oh, my!
-"My fair boy looks like a foreigner."
1514
01:36:33,708 --> 01:36:34,583
Right!
1515
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:37,666
- I made for London!
- London!
1516
01:36:39,250 --> 01:36:43,958
- We made it! London!
- London!
1517
01:36:49,541 --> 01:36:50,750
I can't see Big Ben.
1518
01:37:20,500 --> 01:37:22,083
Coach!
1519
01:37:22,708 --> 01:37:23,625
Oh, man!
1520
01:37:23,708 --> 01:37:27,500
Balli is famous!
They've made his statue!
1521
01:37:28,833 --> 01:37:30,500
Look at the culture!
1522
01:37:30,666 --> 01:37:34,583
We never erect statues of foreigners.
1523
01:37:34,708 --> 01:37:36,375
What a culture!
1524
01:37:39,708 --> 01:37:40,625
Money offerings!
1525
01:37:40,916 --> 01:37:43,333
Never happens back home!
1526
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,916
Culture!
1527
01:37:48,208 --> 01:37:55,083
Even Balli's armpit odor is replicated!
1528
01:37:55,166 --> 01:37:57,916
Meticulous culture!
1529
01:38:05,791 --> 01:38:06,708
Balli?
1530
01:38:06,791 --> 01:38:07,708
Coach.
1531
01:38:08,458 --> 01:38:09,333
Coach.
1532
01:38:11,375 --> 01:38:13,583
- You're begging?
- Coach, no.
1533
01:38:18,916 --> 01:38:22,500
- Beggars manage to buy houses here?
- Shut up!
1534
01:38:23,250 --> 01:38:26,041
Must be rented. What's the rent?
1535
01:38:26,250 --> 01:38:29,041
Hired staff, as well!
1536
01:38:30,333 --> 01:38:31,250
Come in.
1537
01:38:34,208 --> 01:38:37,166
- Isn't that too much staff?
- Shut up!
1538
01:38:37,333 --> 01:38:38,500
- Hi, Balli.
- What's up?
1539
01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:44,333
They're all dunkers...
from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh.
1540
01:38:44,666 --> 01:38:46,541
We share the rent.
1541
01:38:46,916 --> 01:38:50,166
They've come from my hometown.
1542
01:38:50,541 --> 01:38:54,541
Till they find a place,
they'll bunk here.
1543
01:39:01,041 --> 01:39:02,541
You have a student visa.
1544
01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,500
Why live this life?
1545
01:39:04,750 --> 01:39:08,416
There's no college. It's a fake admission.
1546
01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:10,041
If caught, it's prison.
1547
01:39:18,583 --> 01:39:19,958
- Come here!
- Yes, Coach?
1548
01:39:23,208 --> 01:39:24,166
Where's this house?
1549
01:39:26,875 --> 01:39:30,000
Where's your car? Where's it?
1550
01:39:30,625 --> 01:39:33,875
Such photos lure others.
1551
01:39:34,458 --> 01:39:35,750
They die at borders.
1552
01:39:36,125 --> 01:39:40,708
Send real photos... of you begging!
1553
01:39:43,083 --> 01:39:44,083
Fine.
1554
01:39:45,250 --> 01:39:46,208
I'll send real photos.
1555
01:39:47,166 --> 01:39:49,250
Mom will be thrilled, her son begs!
1556
01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:52,458
I earn 20 pounds a day.
1557
01:39:52,708 --> 01:39:53,958
Six hundred a month.
1558
01:39:54,416 --> 01:39:56,541
I keep 100 and send 500 home.
1559
01:39:57,041 --> 01:39:59,458
Mom thinks I'm the King of London.
1560
01:40:00,166 --> 01:40:03,458
Now, she takes tea breaks when she sews.
1561
01:40:03,916 --> 01:40:04,916
She says...
1562
01:40:05,750 --> 01:40:12,041
"Relatives listen when I offer my opinion,
thanks to you.
1563
01:40:12,375 --> 01:40:13,916
Because you're in London."
1564
01:40:15,125 --> 01:40:16,958
Wreck it all with one photo?
1565
01:40:18,458 --> 01:40:21,208
None of us send real photos.
1566
01:40:21,666 --> 01:40:24,541
If they learn we clean gutters,
1567
01:40:25,125 --> 01:40:26,916
our money will stink.
1568
01:40:27,250 --> 01:40:29,000
They won't touch it.
1569
01:40:32,166 --> 01:40:33,041
Listen...
1570
01:40:33,333 --> 01:40:36,458
I came here for a better life.
Didn't work out.
1571
01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:39,250
But my family is better off.
1572
01:40:39,666 --> 01:40:42,083
What was my life anyway?
1573
01:40:42,916 --> 01:40:44,625
I was combing bald heads.
1574
01:40:45,041 --> 01:40:46,333
Don't hit me.
1575
01:40:46,708 --> 01:40:50,208
Cops!
Hit me... but inside.
1576
01:40:50,750 --> 01:40:53,500
- Stop.
- Cops!
1577
01:40:53,958 --> 01:40:54,833
Come here.
1578
01:40:54,916 --> 01:40:57,791
This wasn't the London of our dreams.
1579
01:40:58,458 --> 01:41:01,958
Twenty people shared one toilet.
1580
01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:09,000
Every day, a truck arrived for laborers.
1581
01:41:09,708 --> 01:41:11,458
The strong were hired.
1582
01:41:12,083 --> 01:41:14,041
The weak were rejected.
1583
01:41:14,791 --> 01:41:15,916
Hello, good evening.
1584
01:41:16,083 --> 01:41:17,625
Not that there was no work.
1585
01:41:17,875 --> 01:41:18,750
There was.
1586
01:41:20,375 --> 01:41:21,916
{\an8}We sold adult films
1587
01:41:22,625 --> 01:41:25,708
and cleaned stores and toilets.
1588
01:41:27,291 --> 01:41:30,416
But our main job was to dodge cops.
1589
01:42:32,791 --> 01:42:33,708
Let's go, Manu.
1590
01:42:34,416 --> 01:42:35,291
Yes, let's go!
1591
01:42:36,416 --> 01:42:37,375
Where are we going?
1592
01:42:38,083 --> 01:42:39,208
Back to India.
1593
01:42:41,041 --> 01:42:42,916
Back to India?
What do you mean?
1594
01:42:43,625 --> 01:42:45,958
This isn't the place we imagined.
1595
01:42:47,750 --> 01:42:50,416
If you're sick,
you can't see a doctor.
1596
01:42:51,083 --> 01:42:53,583
If harassed, you can't go to the cops.
1597
01:42:53,708 --> 01:42:58,291
No bank account, no driving license...
Because we have no ID.
1598
01:42:59,416 --> 01:43:02,166
We don't exist for them!
1599
01:43:02,875 --> 01:43:04,666
We'll always be illegal on this land.
1600
01:43:05,083 --> 01:43:06,000
Why?
1601
01:43:06,333 --> 01:43:08,291
Did they produce
this land in a factory?
1602
01:43:09,583 --> 01:43:10,875
It's God's land.
1603
01:43:11,500 --> 01:43:13,375
As much ours as theirs.
1604
01:43:14,166 --> 01:43:17,208
They made borders!
Our land, your land.
1605
01:43:17,833 --> 01:43:20,166
We're here because they were there.
1606
01:43:20,458 --> 01:43:22,166
Looted our country for centuries!
1607
01:43:22,833 --> 01:43:24,958
Why else would we come here?
1608
01:43:27,750 --> 01:43:32,625
We risked our lives to get here...
we can't go back.
1609
01:43:33,166 --> 01:43:36,125
Now, this is our city!
1610
01:43:36,208 --> 01:43:38,583
In our city, we wouldn't have to sleep
in a graveyard.
1611
01:43:39,750 --> 01:43:43,708
Many homes would open their doors to us
and welcome us in!
1612
01:43:44,125 --> 01:43:45,333
Why suffer humiliations?
1613
01:43:47,833 --> 01:43:51,375
Give me one reason to stay back, Manu.
1614
01:43:55,041 --> 01:43:56,000
I'll give you a reason.
1615
01:44:00,958 --> 01:44:01,958
Stay back for me.
1616
01:44:05,041 --> 01:44:06,166
You're my man.
1617
01:44:07,291 --> 01:44:08,791
I want to spend my life with you.
1618
01:44:12,708 --> 01:44:13,666
Stay on.
1619
01:44:17,666 --> 01:44:21,500
After that, Hardy never
spoke of going back to India.
1620
01:44:22,208 --> 01:44:24,583
He looked for ways to become legal.
1621
01:44:25,333 --> 01:44:27,750
One day, he got a lawyer.
1622
01:44:28,291 --> 01:44:29,375
Puru Patel.
1623
01:44:30,041 --> 01:44:32,625
Three ways to citizenship...
1624
01:44:33,166 --> 01:44:35,458
Buy, beg, or marry.
1625
01:44:36,708 --> 01:44:37,625
Buy.
1626
01:44:37,791 --> 01:44:42,458
Invest a million pounds,
and you'll get residency.
1627
01:44:42,791 --> 01:44:46,000
If we had the money,
why would we dunki?
1628
01:44:46,750 --> 01:44:48,791
- Second solution?
- Beg.
1629
01:44:49,083 --> 01:44:51,291
Beg for asylum.
1630
01:44:51,416 --> 01:44:53,666
- What's asylum?
- Refuge.
1631
01:44:54,125 --> 01:44:56,541
England will grant you refuge.
1632
01:44:56,833 --> 01:44:59,083
Refuge from whom?
1633
01:44:59,208 --> 01:45:00,250
From India.
1634
01:45:01,708 --> 01:45:05,333
We'll claim you were activists in India.
1635
01:45:05,750 --> 01:45:11,208
At a protest,
your country burned Sukhi alive.
1636
01:45:11,791 --> 01:45:14,541
Say, you'd be killed as well.
1637
01:45:14,958 --> 01:45:17,416
England can't deny asylum.
1638
01:45:17,666 --> 01:45:18,708
Third solution?
1639
01:45:19,208 --> 01:45:21,375
What's wrong with the second?
1640
01:45:22,208 --> 01:45:23,916
My country didn't kill Sukhi.
1641
01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:25,916
Why lie?
1642
01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:28,583
Your statement won't be on TV.
1643
01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:31,875
It'll stay in a file. Who cares?
1644
01:45:32,375 --> 01:45:35,041
I'm a soldier. I care.
1645
01:45:35,291 --> 01:45:36,708
Then, the third solution. Marry.
1646
01:45:37,458 --> 01:45:41,625
Marry a British passport holder.
Divorce after two years.
1647
01:45:41,750 --> 01:45:43,250
If the bride's a no-show?
1648
01:45:43,541 --> 01:45:45,250
- Catherine didn't show up--
- Enough.
1649
01:45:45,333 --> 01:45:46,791
- Balli, let it go.
- Not a bride. A groom!
1650
01:45:47,250 --> 01:45:49,291
Hey, baldie!
1651
01:45:51,166 --> 01:45:53,750
He's coming cheap. 5000 pounds.
1652
01:45:53,916 --> 01:45:57,541
A thousand now, rest on divorce.
1653
01:45:57,625 --> 01:46:01,041
Is it legal here? A man marrying a man?
1654
01:46:01,666 --> 01:46:03,083
I'll do it.
1655
01:46:03,458 --> 01:46:06,333
Stop beaming.
He's not for you but for Manu.
1656
01:46:11,750 --> 01:46:12,625
No.
1657
01:46:14,541 --> 01:46:15,708
Next solution?
1658
01:46:15,791 --> 01:46:19,708
Manu, once you're legal,
1659
01:46:19,916 --> 01:46:23,625
marry the man you love.
1660
01:46:24,041 --> 01:46:29,333
Then both live legally...
happily ever after.
1661
01:46:32,708 --> 01:46:35,500
Forget him.
You won't have to live with him.
1662
01:46:37,833 --> 01:46:39,875
So... shall I book a church?
1663
01:46:50,333 --> 01:46:52,875
Are you prepared,
as you follow the path of marriage,
1664
01:46:52,958 --> 01:46:57,208
to love and honor each other
for as long as you both shall live?
1665
01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:59,000
I am.
1666
01:46:59,750 --> 01:47:00,666
I am.
1667
01:47:01,541 --> 01:47:06,541
In the name of the Holy Spirit,
I now pronounce you man and wife.
1668
01:47:07,500 --> 01:47:09,291
You may now kiss the bride.
1669
01:47:23,875 --> 01:47:26,500
Why not a flying kiss?
Why the mouth?
1670
01:47:27,083 --> 01:47:28,750
I will kill you!
1671
01:47:29,083 --> 01:47:30,291
I will kill you!
1672
01:47:39,208 --> 01:47:41,583
How dare you touch her!
1673
01:47:42,333 --> 01:47:43,291
What happened, Manu?
1674
01:47:43,458 --> 01:47:46,166
- Kissing me on the mouth.
- On the mouth?!
1675
01:47:46,291 --> 01:47:47,166
On the mouth?
1676
01:47:56,791 --> 01:47:58,958
Patel told me to kiss her.
1677
01:47:59,208 --> 01:48:00,250
Hardy, enough!
1678
01:48:01,458 --> 01:48:04,083
Without a kiss, a marriage looks fake.
1679
01:48:04,375 --> 01:48:08,250
I didn't say, go honeymooning
and have children.
1680
01:48:08,375 --> 01:48:11,416
It's just a kiss. For evidence!
1681
01:48:11,500 --> 01:48:12,500
Why is there a problem?
1682
01:48:12,833 --> 01:48:17,541
As a lawyer, I advised, "Kiss the bride."
1683
01:48:17,833 --> 01:48:18,708
On the mouth?
1684
01:48:18,833 --> 01:48:19,750
As a lawyer.
1685
01:48:22,291 --> 01:48:23,541
You pimp!
1686
01:48:23,625 --> 01:48:26,125
It's an English custom.
1687
01:48:26,458 --> 01:48:28,500
I agree, it's wrong. But what to do?
1688
01:48:28,625 --> 01:48:30,125
The priest asked them to kiss.
1689
01:48:31,875 --> 01:48:33,416
- On the mouth?
- Ask him.
1690
01:48:34,041 --> 01:48:35,000
Wait right there!
1691
01:48:38,291 --> 01:48:39,416
Stop!
1692
01:48:40,583 --> 01:48:41,500
Open the door!
1693
01:48:41,791 --> 01:48:43,916
You said, kiss on the mouth?
1694
01:48:44,500 --> 01:48:47,250
You think I will let that junkie
touch Manu?
1695
01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:48,750
Hello? Police?
1696
01:48:48,833 --> 01:48:51,208
I'll fix you all!
1697
01:48:54,041 --> 01:48:55,458
I'm her man!
1698
01:49:08,333 --> 01:49:09,958
Praise Lord Jesus!
1699
01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:19,958
{\an8}Hello, police.
1700
01:49:20,041 --> 01:49:22,208
{\an8}What a lovely weather today.
You like?
1701
01:49:22,375 --> 01:49:23,375
Shut up!
1702
01:49:24,083 --> 01:49:26,333
Wait! Why arrest me?
1703
01:49:26,541 --> 01:49:29,375
Because we have reason to believe
this is a sham marriage.
1704
01:49:29,583 --> 01:49:32,541
No... love marriage.
1705
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:33,875
I love him.
1706
01:49:35,083 --> 01:49:36,291
How long have you known each other?
1707
01:49:39,666 --> 01:49:41,583
- Five...
- Five years.
1708
01:49:41,916 --> 01:49:42,958
What's his mother's name?
1709
01:49:44,250 --> 01:49:45,125
Mummy.
1710
01:49:45,500 --> 01:49:48,500
I call her Mummy-ji. Respect.
1711
01:49:48,666 --> 01:49:50,708
- Michelle.
- Michelle Mummy-ji.
1712
01:49:51,333 --> 01:49:52,916
My father's name is Donald.
1713
01:49:53,416 --> 01:49:56,000
Donald Papa-ji. Respect.
1714
01:49:56,458 --> 01:49:58,291
Right. You, come with me.
1715
01:50:02,875 --> 01:50:04,083
What sort of car do you drive?
1716
01:50:04,708 --> 01:50:06,416
I don't have a car.
1717
01:50:07,750 --> 01:50:08,958
What color is his car?
1718
01:50:13,041 --> 01:50:14,416
I sit inside car.
1719
01:50:14,541 --> 01:50:16,166
Outside color, how I know?
1720
01:50:19,750 --> 01:50:20,666
Come on.
1721
01:50:51,833 --> 01:50:52,750
Sorry.
1722
01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:13,333
I know you're in love but...
1723
01:51:13,541 --> 01:51:17,375
one kiss would've made you legal.
1724
01:51:20,041 --> 01:51:21,708
But what's wrong is wrong.
1725
01:51:21,916 --> 01:51:23,291
What now?
1726
01:51:23,916 --> 01:51:28,458
The marriage didn't work,
so let's use death.
1727
01:51:28,625 --> 01:51:30,208
Okay, deploy death!
1728
01:51:30,500 --> 01:51:31,375
Shut up.
1729
01:51:31,458 --> 01:51:32,750
Death?
1730
01:51:32,875 --> 01:51:36,625
I'll bring Sukhi's ashes to the court.
1731
01:51:36,958 --> 01:51:39,875
That'll shock the judge.
1732
01:51:40,333 --> 01:51:43,250
He'll ask, "Are you in danger?
Want asylum?"
1733
01:51:43,541 --> 01:51:45,708
You just have to say yes.
1734
01:51:46,250 --> 01:51:49,333
- Will it work?
- A hundred percent!
1735
01:51:49,541 --> 01:51:52,708
But don't wrestle the judge.
1736
01:51:53,875 --> 01:51:55,958
He won't kiss Manu.
1737
01:52:07,541 --> 01:52:10,666
Take this. Stir the judge's soul.
1738
01:52:10,750 --> 01:52:12,208
- Move.
- Yes.
1739
01:52:12,333 --> 01:52:13,875
- Move.
- Yes, sir.
1740
01:52:14,208 --> 01:52:16,958
Remember three words.
"I want asylum!"
1741
01:52:18,833 --> 01:52:20,916
Mr. Hardayal Singh Dhillon.
1742
01:52:28,375 --> 01:52:29,583
Please wear the headphones.
1743
01:52:31,125 --> 01:52:32,000
Sure.
1744
01:52:32,833 --> 01:52:34,583
Mr. Dhillon, what is that?
1745
01:52:35,041 --> 01:52:35,916
"What's that?"
1746
01:52:37,375 --> 01:52:40,250
Ashes of my friend Sukhi.
1747
01:52:40,708 --> 01:52:42,916
"Ashes... of my friend Sukhi."
1748
01:52:43,791 --> 01:52:45,583
Are you seeking asylum?
1749
01:52:45,666 --> 01:52:47,708
Is your life under threat
in your country?
1750
01:52:48,041 --> 01:52:49,625
"Is your life under threat
in your country?
1751
01:52:49,916 --> 01:52:51,125
Are you seeking asylum?"
1752
01:52:52,416 --> 01:52:53,291
No, Mr. Judge.
1753
01:52:54,375 --> 01:52:56,208
I'm under no threat in my country.
1754
01:53:00,125 --> 01:53:02,083
So, why have you entered
our country illegally?
1755
01:53:02,958 --> 01:53:04,333
Couldn't get a visa.
1756
01:53:04,875 --> 01:53:06,833
Why don't you grant visas?
1757
01:53:07,958 --> 01:53:11,000
You use German cars and Saudi fuel.
1758
01:53:11,250 --> 01:53:14,791
Eat Italian pizza. Sip Sri Lankan tea.
1759
01:53:15,250 --> 01:53:16,791
Wear shirts from India.
1760
01:53:17,375 --> 01:53:19,333
If you allow foreign goods,
1761
01:53:20,625 --> 01:53:22,541
then why stop foreign humans?
1762
01:53:22,750 --> 01:53:25,458
We don't stop foreigners
coming into the country.
1763
01:53:25,541 --> 01:53:28,541
We just require them
to follow a valid visa process.
1764
01:53:28,791 --> 01:53:33,083
Otherwise, we would be allowing
terrorists or criminals into the country.
1765
01:53:33,291 --> 01:53:35,583
Dunkers don't commit crimes.
1766
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:38,541
They fear deportation,
1767
01:53:38,875 --> 01:53:41,458
even breathing silently, fearing cops.
1768
01:53:42,041 --> 01:53:43,333
They're not terrorists.
1769
01:53:44,291 --> 01:53:45,541
Terrorists come to kill.
1770
01:53:47,000 --> 01:53:47,875
Dunkers come to live.
1771
01:53:48,750 --> 01:53:50,500
For two square meals.
1772
01:53:51,208 --> 01:53:54,208
You are only thinking
of your people, Mr. Dhillon.
1773
01:53:54,625 --> 01:53:57,875
There are more than 500,000
illegal immigrants in this country.
1774
01:53:58,250 --> 01:54:02,166
Do you have any idea of the number
of jobs that our people have lost?
1775
01:54:03,333 --> 01:54:06,000
I beg to differ. You're wrong.
1776
01:54:07,083 --> 01:54:10,458
Migrants create jobs, not decrease them.
1777
01:54:11,708 --> 01:54:14,791
To feed 500,000,
many eateries are needed here.
1778
01:54:15,541 --> 01:54:18,583
For their clothes,
many tailors are needed.
1779
01:54:18,666 --> 01:54:20,958
So many barbers for haircuts.
1780
01:54:21,750 --> 01:54:24,666
Besides, they do jobs you shun.
1781
01:54:25,166 --> 01:54:28,250
Clean your gutters and trash.
1782
01:54:29,666 --> 01:54:32,000
Deport these 500,000,
1783
01:54:33,583 --> 01:54:35,000
and your country will collapse.
1784
01:54:35,458 --> 01:54:38,708
What you seem to be suggesting
is that we should have open borders.
1785
01:54:39,041 --> 01:54:41,666
Your borders were always open.
1786
01:54:41,875 --> 01:54:43,708
Invest a million, settle here.
1787
01:54:44,541 --> 01:54:46,208
Borders keep out only the poor.
1788
01:54:46,583 --> 01:54:49,791
The law says
we can only grant asylum
1789
01:54:49,875 --> 01:54:51,750
in the case of war and persecution.
1790
01:54:52,708 --> 01:54:54,916
Not in the case of poverty.
1791
01:54:55,750 --> 01:55:00,875
Death by bullet or death by hunger...
what's the difference?
1792
01:55:01,666 --> 01:55:02,583
A human is dead.
1793
01:55:03,958 --> 01:55:08,625
This is my friend Sukhi.
1794
01:55:09,500 --> 01:55:13,166
He wanted a visa for a day
to take Jassi back home.
1795
01:55:14,250 --> 01:55:15,833
They ignored his need.
1796
01:55:16,750 --> 01:55:18,000
Read him the rule book.
1797
01:55:20,625 --> 01:55:21,500
He died.
1798
01:55:25,750 --> 01:55:29,416
He burned before my very eyes...
1799
01:55:30,250 --> 01:55:33,666
drenched in kerosene...
1800
01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:46,541
During the winter season,
birds migrate from Russia to Punjab...
1801
01:55:47,625 --> 01:55:48,541
without a visa.
1802
01:55:50,416 --> 01:55:52,375
Our birds don't convene a court...
1803
01:55:53,500 --> 01:55:56,750
knowing their homes are frozen
1804
01:55:57,125 --> 01:55:58,958
and they'll die there.
1805
01:56:00,083 --> 01:56:02,500
Why can't humans understand this?
1806
01:56:05,083 --> 01:56:08,875
People are compelled to leave their homes
due to a pressing necessity.
1807
01:56:09,458 --> 01:56:12,541
No one desires to leave
their family, friends, and country
1808
01:56:13,041 --> 01:56:14,958
only to face bullets at borders.
1809
01:56:21,208 --> 01:56:22,083
Look...
1810
01:56:22,625 --> 01:56:26,583
I can, according to the provision of law,
grant you a stay,
1811
01:56:27,083 --> 01:56:32,333
but only if you say that your life
is under threat in your country.
1812
01:56:36,458 --> 01:56:39,583
A judge who encourages lying in court!
1813
01:56:41,500 --> 01:56:42,458
No, Mr. Judge.
1814
01:56:42,791 --> 01:56:44,458
I face no threat in my country.
1815
01:56:45,333 --> 01:56:49,291
It is my motherland.
I won't insult it to live here.
1816
01:56:52,583 --> 01:56:53,541
You're a judge.
1817
01:56:55,625 --> 01:56:57,291
Deliver justice.
1818
01:57:06,000 --> 01:57:10,458
Mr. Dhillon, I derive no pleasure
from what I'm about to say.
1819
01:57:12,583 --> 01:57:13,708
The order of the court
1820
01:57:13,791 --> 01:57:17,208
is that Mr. Hardayal Singh Dhillon
will be deported back to India.
1821
01:57:34,625 --> 01:57:35,500
Long live India!
1822
01:57:36,708 --> 01:57:40,666
Your friend is an extraordinary man,
but if you wish to remain in this country,
1823
01:57:40,750 --> 01:57:44,291
I cannot recommend that you follow
the path that he has chosen.
1824
01:57:44,916 --> 01:57:49,208
I now need to speak to Miss Manu Randhawa.
1825
01:57:55,708 --> 01:57:56,666
Come, Manu.
1826
01:57:56,750 --> 01:57:58,125
Let's go back home.
1827
01:57:58,791 --> 01:58:00,708
Where do I have a home?
1828
01:58:02,625 --> 01:58:04,041
I'm here to regain it.
1829
01:58:06,083 --> 01:58:07,208
Miss Randhawa...
1830
01:58:15,333 --> 01:58:16,458
Miss Randhawa.
1831
01:58:32,250 --> 01:58:37,500
Miss Randhawa, is your life
under threat in your country?
1832
01:58:42,791 --> 01:58:44,125
Are you seeking asylum?
1833
01:58:48,208 --> 01:58:49,291
Yes, grant me asylum.
1834
01:58:51,166 --> 01:58:52,083
Please.
1835
01:59:39,958 --> 01:59:41,083
Hardy!
1836
02:00:03,750 --> 02:00:05,333
I'll miss you terribly.
1837
02:00:08,125 --> 02:00:09,541
Take care of yourself.
1838
02:00:19,958 --> 02:00:25,166
I don't question the reason you're gone
1839
02:00:25,916 --> 02:00:31,166
I don't question the reason you're gone
1840
02:00:31,625 --> 02:00:37,125
But I'll pray for your return every dawn
1841
02:00:37,708 --> 02:00:43,125
I'll pray for your return every dawn
1842
02:00:43,583 --> 02:00:49,291
God may send every trial my way
1843
02:00:49,541 --> 02:00:55,125
God may send every trial my way
1844
02:00:55,416 --> 02:01:00,958
But I won't accept your going away
1845
02:01:01,291 --> 02:01:06,916
I won't accept your going away
1846
02:01:07,291 --> 02:01:13,041
My hopeful heart will wait every day
1847
02:01:13,291 --> 02:01:18,958
By the lonely road that took you away
1848
02:01:19,166 --> 02:01:25,000
Till my last breath
Till the doorstep of death
1849
02:01:25,166 --> 02:01:28,083
My hopeful heart will wait every day
1850
02:01:28,166 --> 02:01:30,791
By the lonely road that took you away
1851
02:01:31,041 --> 02:01:36,791
My hopeful heart will wait every day
1852
02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:43,208
By the lonely road that took you away
1853
02:01:54,708 --> 02:02:00,291
Eons will pass
I'll pretend they're a minute
1854
02:02:00,708 --> 02:02:06,250
As I wait for a life...
With you back in it
1855
02:02:06,625 --> 02:02:12,166
My eyes may struggle to see me
In the mirror one day
1856
02:02:12,541 --> 02:02:18,250
But they'll still spot you
In a crowd far away
1857
02:02:18,500 --> 02:02:24,125
My hopeful heart will wait every day
1858
02:02:24,250 --> 02:02:30,166
By the lonely road that took you away
1859
02:02:30,333 --> 02:02:35,916
My hopeful heart will wait every day
1860
02:02:36,250 --> 02:02:41,958
By the lonely road that took you away
1861
02:02:42,166 --> 02:02:48,000
Till my last breath
Till the doorstep of death
1862
02:02:48,166 --> 02:02:53,750
My hopeful heart will wait every day
1863
02:02:53,958 --> 02:02:56,791
By the lonely road that took you away
1864
02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,750
My hopeful heart will wait every day
1865
02:02:59,916 --> 02:03:05,333
- By the lonely road that took you away
- Hardy!
1866
02:03:05,458 --> 02:03:06,500
Coach!
1867
02:03:06,625 --> 02:03:08,500
Hardy!
1868
02:03:17,500 --> 02:03:20,375
What a lovely weather today!
1869
02:03:21,458 --> 02:03:23,750
Get in here!
1870
02:03:31,875 --> 02:03:35,250
Why not come to India? Why Dubai?
1871
02:03:35,541 --> 02:03:37,541
- Didn't get a visa for India.
- Why?
1872
02:03:37,833 --> 02:03:40,291
As refugees, we couldn't leave England.
1873
02:03:40,416 --> 02:03:45,583
- We finally got citizenship last year...
- Okay.
1874
02:03:46,083 --> 02:03:47,833
but the Indian Embassy denied us visas.
1875
02:03:47,916 --> 02:03:49,208
Why?
1876
02:03:49,375 --> 02:03:50,833
They said,
1877
02:03:51,166 --> 02:03:56,041
"For asylum, you claimed
your life's at risk in India...
1878
02:03:56,166 --> 02:03:58,708
- Oh, yes, the asylum issue.
- So, why go back?"
1879
02:03:59,000 --> 02:04:02,541
We're done with London.
Time to go home.
1880
02:04:02,625 --> 02:04:06,916
Where are your families?
Did you marry?
1881
02:04:07,166 --> 02:04:08,291
Tell him.
1882
02:04:08,375 --> 02:04:09,250
- Tell me.
- Coach...
1883
02:04:09,875 --> 02:04:12,166
- I married a German lady.
- Excellent!
1884
02:04:12,250 --> 02:04:14,666
Got divorced due to my height.
1885
02:04:14,875 --> 02:04:16,041
Height?
1886
02:04:16,625 --> 02:04:18,958
She said my height was low.
1887
02:04:19,041 --> 02:04:21,333
Not height, your IQ was low.
1888
02:04:21,458 --> 02:04:25,625
- Yes, something was low.
- Something is definitely low in you.
1889
02:04:25,958 --> 02:04:29,208
- Are you single?
- I'm not.
1890
02:04:29,333 --> 02:04:31,583
- Wow!
- I have my phone and my charger.
1891
02:04:31,708 --> 02:04:33,000
We make a happy trio.
1892
02:04:37,208 --> 02:04:39,041
And where's your Jogi?
1893
02:04:39,458 --> 02:04:42,166
- Jogi who?
- Your husband!
1894
02:04:42,875 --> 02:04:44,791
Son of Sukarma and Santokh Jogi.
1895
02:04:45,291 --> 02:04:48,666
Brother of Sonia and Simran Jogi.
Names on your wedding card.
1896
02:04:48,916 --> 02:04:50,333
Where are the Jogis?
1897
02:04:55,416 --> 02:04:56,375
Oh!
1898
02:04:58,458 --> 02:04:59,500
Is he dead?
1899
02:05:03,291 --> 02:05:04,166
No.
1900
02:05:04,291 --> 02:05:06,833
Did the scoundrel dump you?
1901
02:05:11,250 --> 02:05:12,625
You! You dumped him?
1902
02:05:15,708 --> 02:05:16,583
No?
1903
02:05:19,000 --> 02:05:22,000
Oh! You never married!
1904
02:05:23,500 --> 02:05:24,625
Crazy lady!
1905
02:05:25,625 --> 02:05:27,916
You printed only one card... for me!
1906
02:05:28,083 --> 02:05:30,708
- If I hadn't, would you have married?
- I don't know.
1907
02:05:31,000 --> 02:05:32,916
Otherwise, you'd have waited
for me lifelong.
1908
02:05:33,083 --> 02:05:34,875
I was too attractive to forget.
1909
02:05:36,375 --> 02:05:39,000
How does your wife look?
1910
02:05:39,125 --> 02:05:41,583
- No, let it be. Drop it.
- Can't be hotter than me.
1911
02:05:41,666 --> 02:05:43,208
So... what's the plan?
1912
02:05:43,375 --> 02:05:46,541
Dunki again or any chance of a visa?
1913
02:05:46,958 --> 02:05:48,541
- They're harassing us.
- It will be done.
1914
02:05:48,625 --> 02:05:50,000
It can take six to eight months.
1915
02:05:50,375 --> 02:05:52,791
So, come after six months.
1916
02:05:53,166 --> 02:05:54,458
What's the big rush?
1917
02:05:54,833 --> 02:05:55,791
Are you dying?
1918
02:05:57,375 --> 02:05:58,250
Yes.
1919
02:05:59,833 --> 02:06:00,708
What?
1920
02:06:07,375 --> 02:06:08,958
The doctor has given me a month.
1921
02:06:11,041 --> 02:06:12,500
I fled the hospital.
1922
02:06:19,708 --> 02:06:22,375
- What happened to you?
- A tumor.
1923
02:06:24,583 --> 02:06:25,500
In her brain.
1924
02:06:32,333 --> 02:06:33,208
Stop it.
1925
02:06:34,000 --> 02:06:34,958
Leave me alone!
1926
02:06:36,458 --> 02:06:37,375
Let me...
1927
02:06:38,625 --> 02:06:39,500
Coach?
1928
02:06:40,666 --> 02:06:41,583
Wait.
1929
02:06:42,958 --> 02:06:45,375
He's a soldier. He'll cry in solitude.
1930
02:07:09,541 --> 02:07:10,541
Enough now.
1931
02:07:13,625 --> 02:07:18,708
Did my dad put up the nameplate
on the gate?
1932
02:07:19,166 --> 02:07:20,583
"Randhawa House."
1933
02:07:20,958 --> 02:07:21,875
No.
1934
02:07:22,750 --> 02:07:23,916
He's put something else.
1935
02:07:24,958 --> 02:07:27,166
I too put something on your roof.
1936
02:07:28,708 --> 02:07:30,958
- An airplane?
- No.
1937
02:07:32,708 --> 02:07:33,583
What then?
1938
02:07:36,500 --> 02:07:37,625
You come and see.
1939
02:07:42,125 --> 02:07:43,083
So, take me home.
1940
02:07:45,666 --> 02:07:49,875
I haven't hugged my parents in 25 years.
1941
02:07:51,791 --> 02:07:54,041
I haven't seen the home I regained.
1942
02:07:55,125 --> 02:07:57,916
- I don't want to die among strangers.
- No...
1943
02:07:58,791 --> 02:08:01,458
I want to die in my country.
Among my family.
1944
02:08:04,041 --> 02:08:05,291
I'll take you home.
1945
02:08:07,041 --> 02:08:09,375
This Diwali will be at home.
1946
02:08:09,750 --> 02:08:11,458
Dunki again?
1947
02:08:12,375 --> 02:08:14,791
At your age, old dame?
1948
02:08:15,125 --> 02:08:16,625
I'll take you by airplane.
1949
02:08:20,625 --> 02:08:21,500
I will.
1950
02:08:22,708 --> 02:08:24,250
Without a visa? How?
1951
02:08:26,041 --> 02:08:29,291
- Like this. Soldier's promise!
- Yeah, sure.
1952
02:08:35,166 --> 02:08:36,333
- Hello?
- Hello.
1953
02:08:36,583 --> 02:08:38,333
Hardy! Met Manu?
1954
02:08:38,416 --> 02:08:42,500
Yes. Have to get her back.
Need your help.
1955
02:08:42,625 --> 02:08:43,708
Say it.
1956
02:08:43,791 --> 02:08:45,916
Do you know any dunki agents in Dubai?
1957
02:08:46,708 --> 02:08:47,583
Bakir.
1958
02:08:47,666 --> 02:08:49,083
Is he trustworthy?
1959
02:08:49,625 --> 02:08:53,625
Trustworthy agents don't exist!
Meet him anyway.
1960
02:08:53,708 --> 02:08:56,583
Ship me some stuff.
Sending you a list.
1961
02:08:56,750 --> 02:08:59,000
Hardy, all the best.
1962
02:09:03,625 --> 02:09:06,041
Your destination is 500 meters away.
1963
02:09:09,208 --> 02:09:10,166
Turn right.
1964
02:09:14,208 --> 02:09:15,833
You have reached your destination.
1965
02:09:23,333 --> 02:09:24,208
Hardy?
1966
02:09:26,041 --> 02:09:26,916
Bakir?
1967
02:09:27,333 --> 02:09:28,583
Geetu called.
1968
02:09:29,375 --> 02:09:31,041
What can I do for you?
1969
02:09:31,333 --> 02:09:33,000
Send some people to India.
1970
02:09:33,416 --> 02:09:35,250
- Do they have a visa?
- No.
1971
02:09:35,625 --> 02:09:37,625
- Passport?
- No.
1972
02:09:37,833 --> 02:09:38,750
Money?
1973
02:09:41,166 --> 02:09:42,041
Yes.
1974
02:09:43,000 --> 02:09:43,875
Consider it done.
1975
02:09:47,666 --> 02:09:50,958
A container leaves from Jeddah for India.
1976
02:09:51,041 --> 02:09:52,750
It takes five days.
1977
02:09:53,333 --> 02:09:56,416
We land in Bhuj.
1978
02:09:57,125 --> 02:10:00,375
From there, drive to Laltu.
1979
02:10:01,666 --> 02:10:03,291
Check who's at the door.
1980
02:10:03,500 --> 02:10:04,375
Mr. Hardy?
1981
02:10:06,541 --> 02:10:08,083
Geetu has sent a parcel!
1982
02:10:10,000 --> 02:10:11,500
What's this?
1983
02:10:11,708 --> 02:10:14,500
Indian clothes.
1984
02:10:15,083 --> 02:10:17,500
With "Made in India" labels.
1985
02:10:18,458 --> 02:10:20,666
Punjabi newspapers.
1986
02:10:20,750 --> 02:10:21,833
Pack them.
1987
02:10:22,083 --> 02:10:26,166
Discard your British SIM cards and phones.
1988
02:10:26,916 --> 02:10:29,458
Here are the Indian ones. Hang on to them.
1989
02:10:30,500 --> 02:10:31,708
Kutch is a border area.
1990
02:10:31,875 --> 02:10:35,541
If caught, we should appear
Punjabi tourists.
1991
02:10:35,666 --> 02:10:39,625
You had promised a plane ride.
1992
02:10:39,916 --> 02:10:41,958
It's a dunki again!
1993
02:11:17,500 --> 02:11:20,166
Give your British passports to Bakir.
1994
02:11:20,291 --> 02:11:22,000
- He'll burn them.
- Why?
1995
02:11:22,083 --> 02:11:25,333
If caught, there should be
no evidence you're British.
1996
02:11:28,083 --> 02:11:30,041
Go! Get inside.
1997
02:11:31,375 --> 02:11:32,333
Get inside.
1998
02:11:32,500 --> 02:11:33,541
- Balli.
- Give me your hand.
1999
02:11:33,958 --> 02:11:35,625
Get inside.
2000
02:11:37,541 --> 02:11:38,541
Hurry up.
2001
02:11:40,625 --> 02:11:41,708
Let's go.
2002
02:11:41,791 --> 02:11:43,333
- Pick up the food packets.
- Food is here.
2003
02:11:48,458 --> 02:11:49,833
Pick it up.
2004
02:11:53,958 --> 02:11:55,833
That's a lot of food for four days!
2005
02:11:56,000 --> 02:11:57,125
Four days?
2006
02:11:59,208 --> 02:12:01,083
It'll take you two weeks to London.
2007
02:12:03,750 --> 02:12:05,875
Two weeks for London?
2008
02:12:06,875 --> 02:12:08,291
We're not going to London!
2009
02:12:09,000 --> 02:12:12,083
Big phoo-phoo! Wrong container!
2010
02:12:13,666 --> 02:12:15,375
- Bakir, open the door!
- Hey!
2011
02:12:16,833 --> 02:12:18,000
Let it go.
2012
02:12:19,750 --> 02:12:21,416
- Call Bakir.
- Yes.
2013
02:12:21,750 --> 02:12:23,500
- I will call him.
- Call him.
2014
02:12:28,291 --> 02:12:29,541
He cut the call.
2015
02:12:29,666 --> 02:12:30,583
What?
2016
02:12:30,916 --> 02:12:32,125
What now?
2017
02:12:38,958 --> 02:12:39,916
Omar Abbasi.
2018
02:12:40,250 --> 02:12:42,541
What's the reward
for reporting illegal immigrants?
2019
02:12:44,000 --> 02:12:44,875
Where do I come?
2020
02:12:45,416 --> 02:12:46,333
Jeddah Port.
2021
02:12:47,416 --> 02:12:48,291
Okay!
2022
02:12:59,875 --> 02:13:02,541
We're in the wrong container.
Let us out!
2023
02:13:03,291 --> 02:13:04,625
Open it!
2024
02:13:14,458 --> 02:13:16,375
Stop the truck.
2025
02:13:24,250 --> 02:13:25,125
Go fast!
2026
02:13:29,208 --> 02:13:30,291
Open, dammit!
2027
02:13:30,916 --> 02:13:31,833
Driver!
2028
02:13:40,875 --> 02:13:42,250
- What was that?!
- What the hell!
2029
02:14:05,333 --> 02:14:07,291
- This is the container.
- Get it down!
2030
02:14:07,666 --> 02:14:10,791
Offload the container!
2031
02:14:26,166 --> 02:14:27,041
Bakir.
2032
02:14:27,791 --> 02:14:28,666
Oh.
2033
02:14:36,458 --> 02:14:39,291
{\an8}Omar no hamar.
2034
02:14:43,125 --> 02:14:44,333
Bakir... translate.
2035
02:14:44,708 --> 02:14:45,958
Hamar means donkey.
2036
02:14:46,458 --> 02:14:48,625
Omar says he's no donkey.
2037
02:14:49,416 --> 02:14:51,375
Bakir sent me this.
2038
02:14:56,041 --> 02:14:57,083
{\an8}If you lie...
2039
02:14:58,166 --> 02:15:02,458
{\an8}you go to jail for... 50 years.
2040
02:15:02,875 --> 02:15:04,708
Fifty years in prison for lying.
2041
02:15:04,916 --> 02:15:08,583
{\an8}Now, your name and citizenship.
2042
02:15:08,791 --> 02:15:10,500
Your name and citizenship.
2043
02:15:11,541 --> 02:15:14,208
I'm Hardayal Singh Dhillon.
2044
02:15:14,500 --> 02:15:16,416
India.
2045
02:15:18,250 --> 02:15:20,750
- Tell him.
- Balli Kakkad from England.
2046
02:15:21,208 --> 02:15:23,000
Buggu Lakhanpal. England.
2047
02:15:23,500 --> 02:15:25,000
Manu Randhawa. England.
2048
02:15:25,250 --> 02:15:26,583
{\an8}Citizens of England?
2049
02:15:30,125 --> 02:15:32,041
{\an8}You always take a container
to go home?
2050
02:15:32,291 --> 02:15:34,416
No, sir. We were going to India.
2051
02:15:34,500 --> 02:15:35,375
Via London?
2052
02:15:35,500 --> 02:15:38,000
We got into the wrong container.
2053
02:15:38,125 --> 02:15:39,000
Yes.
2054
02:15:39,291 --> 02:15:40,875
Don't lie, Gulab.
2055
02:15:42,083 --> 02:15:43,833
- The game's over.
- Who's Gulab?
2056
02:15:44,583 --> 02:15:46,375
You are Gulab. Who else?
2057
02:15:46,500 --> 02:15:47,583
Come here.
2058
02:15:47,875 --> 02:15:48,875
Promise me...
2059
02:15:48,958 --> 02:15:50,000
- Don't touch me!
- Fine.
2060
02:15:50,166 --> 02:15:51,750
Promise, you'll let me go.
2061
02:15:51,875 --> 02:15:53,041
We are Indians.
2062
02:15:53,208 --> 02:15:54,208
The girl is Chameli.
2063
02:15:54,458 --> 02:15:57,708
{\an8}That guy is Pumpi.
And he's Gulab Singh.
2064
02:15:57,958 --> 02:15:59,125
{\an8}- Thank you.
- Over.
2065
02:15:59,833 --> 02:16:01,416
No, sir. I'm Balli.
2066
02:16:01,750 --> 02:16:03,333
- Show your passport.
- Show it.
2067
02:16:03,500 --> 02:16:05,750
- I gave it to Bakir.
- When?
2068
02:16:05,958 --> 02:16:08,708
- I'm Balli.
- Shut up!
2069
02:16:09,291 --> 02:16:12,083
Can you prove that he is Gulab?
2070
02:16:12,208 --> 02:16:13,916
I'll do that.
2071
02:16:14,125 --> 02:16:16,250
Give me your phone.
2072
02:16:18,000 --> 02:16:20,500
{\an8}All Indian numbers.
2073
02:16:20,583 --> 02:16:23,041
{\an8}India dial code 91.
2074
02:16:23,125 --> 02:16:25,541
{\an8}Dial any number and check.
2075
02:16:31,375 --> 02:16:32,375
They'll answer.
2076
02:16:35,833 --> 02:16:36,958
Good morning, Gulab.
2077
02:16:37,375 --> 02:16:39,125
- Gulab!
- In the container?
2078
02:16:39,333 --> 02:16:41,833
David will take you
from London to Birmingham.
2079
02:16:42,041 --> 02:16:43,916
Don't worry, be happy.
2080
02:16:45,875 --> 02:16:49,791
I told you... Gulab, Chameli, Pumpi.
2081
02:16:49,875 --> 02:16:51,750
- Are you mad--
- Shut up!
2082
02:16:51,958 --> 02:16:52,833
Shut up.
2083
02:16:54,583 --> 02:16:57,791
Look at them. Do they look British?
2084
02:16:58,083 --> 02:16:59,708
Their clothes...
2085
02:17:00,041 --> 02:17:05,166
Indian clothes...
with "Made in India" labels.
2086
02:17:05,416 --> 02:17:08,375
{\an8}Newspapers... Punjabi.
2087
02:17:08,583 --> 02:17:10,250
{\an8}From last week.
2088
02:17:10,458 --> 02:17:12,750
Check his drawers!
2089
02:17:13,500 --> 02:17:15,916
Will any self-respecting Englishman
don them?
2090
02:17:16,166 --> 02:17:19,083
I help you. You help me.
2091
02:17:19,583 --> 02:17:20,666
Let me go.
2092
02:17:21,708 --> 02:17:25,208
{\an8}I told you... Omar no hamar.
2093
02:17:25,291 --> 02:17:27,125
Omar is no donkey.
2094
02:17:27,375 --> 02:17:28,500
I know.
2095
02:17:29,291 --> 02:17:30,250
I'm no donkey, either.
2096
02:17:30,375 --> 02:17:33,041
- Hey!
- Stop!
2097
02:17:33,583 --> 02:17:35,625
- Freeze!
- Stop right there!
2098
02:17:35,750 --> 02:17:37,958
- Stop!
- Hands up.
2099
02:17:38,250 --> 02:17:40,041
- Wait.
- Turn around.
2100
02:17:40,333 --> 02:17:41,500
I want to discard this.
2101
02:17:41,708 --> 02:17:42,916
Don't shoot me.
2102
02:17:46,166 --> 02:17:47,041
I'm done.
2103
02:17:47,250 --> 02:17:48,291
I'm a friend.
2104
02:17:49,375 --> 02:17:51,208
{\an8}Leave me.
2105
02:17:52,791 --> 02:17:54,041
I was helping you.
2106
02:17:54,583 --> 02:17:57,125
You had three.
Could've let me go.
2107
02:17:57,791 --> 02:17:58,833
I threw my passport.
2108
02:18:00,625 --> 02:18:03,625
Now prove in court we're Indians.
2109
02:18:05,750 --> 02:18:06,875
We'll be freed someday.
2110
02:18:07,375 --> 02:18:10,041
If not London, we'll settle here.
2111
02:18:10,375 --> 02:18:11,750
You can't do a thing!
2112
02:18:11,916 --> 02:18:14,125
{\an8}- Over!
- I promise you...
2113
02:18:14,541 --> 02:18:17,333
{\an8}I will prove to the court
you are all Indians.
2114
02:18:18,125 --> 02:18:19,916
{\an8}And in two weeks,
2115
02:18:20,416 --> 02:18:23,958
I will put you all
on the flight back to India.
2116
02:18:24,166 --> 02:18:25,625
Omar no hamar!
2117
02:18:27,958 --> 02:18:31,958
Manu, what did he rattle off in English?
2118
02:18:32,500 --> 02:18:33,750
Translate.
2119
02:18:33,833 --> 02:18:36,833
He said he'll prove in court...
2120
02:18:39,875 --> 02:18:41,625
- we are Indians.
- Really?
2121
02:18:41,791 --> 02:18:46,250
And in two weeks,
put us all on a flight to India.
2122
02:18:46,375 --> 02:18:50,791
{\an8}Anytime there's a mix-up
He's there for the fix-up
2123
02:18:50,875 --> 02:18:54,958
{\an8}When he makes a resolve
Hurdles dissolve
2124
02:18:55,041 --> 02:18:58,416
He's by your side
When it's high tide
2125
02:18:58,500 --> 02:19:02,458
Make his footprints
Your trusted guide
2126
02:19:02,625 --> 02:19:06,291
What a guy! Never says die!
2127
02:19:06,375 --> 02:19:09,875
Gives all he has
With Punjabi pizzazz
2128
02:19:10,000 --> 02:19:13,250
For friends this prince
Gives his life without a wince!
2129
02:19:13,708 --> 02:19:16,083
Hardy's plan was foolproof.
2130
02:19:16,583 --> 02:19:20,750
Our real names would reveal
we're UK citizens.
2131
02:19:21,833 --> 02:19:24,375
Hardy gave us the IDs
of three dead friends,
2132
02:19:25,125 --> 02:19:28,166
{\an8}Gulab, Chameli, and Pumpi...
2133
02:19:28,458 --> 02:19:30,166
{\an8}who were killed in Iran.
2134
02:19:30,625 --> 02:19:32,625
{\an8}On record, they were
still missing persons.
2135
02:19:33,500 --> 02:19:35,958
Our files reached Laltu from Saudi.
2136
02:19:36,125 --> 02:19:42,083
Village folk confirmed
three youths Gulab, Chameli, and Pumpi,
2137
02:19:42,250 --> 02:19:44,625
left on a dunki 25 years ago.
2138
02:19:45,416 --> 02:19:46,958
The report stated...
2139
02:19:47,291 --> 02:19:50,458
India would accept them back.
2140
02:19:57,541 --> 02:20:03,250
We must be the first in history
to be so happy in handcuffs.
2141
02:20:10,583 --> 02:20:13,916
I told you I would send you
back to India in two weeks.
2142
02:20:14,375 --> 02:20:15,250
Out!
2143
02:20:28,708 --> 02:20:32,333
{\an8}Omar no hamar. You are...
2144
02:20:32,708 --> 02:20:33,791
"King Donkey."
2145
02:20:39,541 --> 02:20:41,416
{\an8}Why are you all so happy?
2146
02:20:42,333 --> 02:20:43,583
Because we're going home.
2147
02:20:51,083 --> 02:20:52,833
...no hamar!
2148
02:20:54,500 --> 02:20:55,458
Sir, what will you have?
2149
02:20:55,791 --> 02:20:59,416
- We're going back home. Some dessert?
- Yes.
2150
02:20:59,541 --> 02:21:01,625
- Gulab jamun?
- Gulab jamun!
2151
02:21:01,708 --> 02:21:03,375
- Perfect!
- Happy Diwali!
2152
02:21:03,541 --> 02:21:05,000
- Bless you!
- Thanks.
2153
02:21:05,666 --> 02:21:12,333
Old dame, I'd promised...
a plane ride back home.
2154
02:21:13,041 --> 02:21:17,083
If you had no wife, I'd kiss you now.
2155
02:21:24,666 --> 02:21:30,958
The very same sky, the very same earth
2156
02:21:34,333 --> 02:21:41,208
Every atom familiar and known
2157
02:21:43,791 --> 02:21:47,250
Despite all wonders
2158
02:21:47,791 --> 02:21:51,625
The world has shown
2159
02:21:53,833 --> 02:21:57,500
{\an8}There's no place like
2160
02:21:58,333 --> 02:22:02,000
The land of my birth
2161
02:22:13,916 --> 02:22:18,083
I come from a faraway land
2162
02:22:18,583 --> 02:22:22,500
The hourglass running out of sand
2163
02:22:23,333 --> 02:22:27,666
But I promise it's true
2164
02:22:27,958 --> 02:22:30,875
I'm still one of you
2165
02:22:30,958 --> 02:22:31,958
Come on!
2166
02:22:32,500 --> 02:22:36,875
Wandering like forsaken kites
2167
02:22:37,083 --> 02:22:41,375
All those endless days and nights
2168
02:22:41,708 --> 02:22:46,125
On foreign winds we have flown
2169
02:22:46,208 --> 02:22:50,208
But never ceased to be your own
2170
02:22:51,083 --> 02:22:55,666
- I promise it is true
- Clap. She's a wrestler from London. Come.
2171
02:22:55,750 --> 02:23:00,083
I'm still one of you
2172
02:23:18,750 --> 02:23:19,666
Buggu?
2173
02:23:44,791 --> 02:23:48,833
The same old town
2174
02:23:49,583 --> 02:23:53,833
Beloved places
Smiles of those familiar faces
2175
02:23:54,125 --> 02:23:59,125
Joys that left eternal traces
2176
02:24:03,125 --> 02:24:07,583
Each alley and beloved street
2177
02:24:08,000 --> 02:24:12,458
Like old friends I longed to meet
2178
02:24:12,708 --> 02:24:17,875
Where are the days I yearn to repeat?
2179
02:24:21,750 --> 02:24:26,125
The tea stall in the old bazaar
2180
02:24:26,458 --> 02:24:30,666
Silly banter under the stars
2181
02:24:31,000 --> 02:24:35,416
The voices of my friends so dear
2182
02:24:35,541 --> 02:24:40,625
The days and nights spent here
2183
02:24:46,041 --> 02:24:50,500
I feel a grief unbearably deep
2184
02:24:50,791 --> 02:24:54,958
For all I lost and could not keep
2185
02:24:55,250 --> 02:24:59,833
I kept hidden in my heart
2186
02:24:59,958 --> 02:25:03,958
The pain of being apart
2187
02:25:04,041 --> 02:25:04,916
{\an8}MANU'S BUNGALOW
2188
02:25:05,000 --> 02:25:08,791
{\an8}But I promise it's true
2189
02:25:09,208 --> 02:25:14,166
I'm still one of you
2190
02:25:21,708 --> 02:25:27,083
A long time ago we left our home
2191
02:25:31,083 --> 02:25:35,958
But home never left our hearts
2192
02:25:40,250 --> 02:25:44,625
Home dwells in every heartbeat
2193
02:25:45,041 --> 02:25:50,250
Till the last breath departs
2194
02:25:54,208 --> 02:25:58,750
Some tasks fulfilled
Some unfinished stay
2195
02:25:58,875 --> 02:26:03,916
Now all that remains
At the end of the day
2196
02:26:04,458 --> 02:26:08,791
Is to rest forever on this earth
2197
02:26:09,250 --> 02:26:13,083
The beloved land of my birth
2198
02:26:13,625 --> 02:26:18,291
To rest forever on this earth
2199
02:26:18,708 --> 02:26:23,500
The beloved land of my birth
2200
02:26:24,458 --> 02:26:27,625
You made everyone's life.
2201
02:26:28,916 --> 02:26:30,500
Except yours and mine.
2202
02:26:30,583 --> 02:26:32,375
No, no.
2203
02:26:32,750 --> 02:26:37,750
Like someone said,
it's not over till it is over.
2204
02:26:39,250 --> 02:26:40,500
Speaking English!
2205
02:26:40,666 --> 02:26:43,791
People learn English to go to London.
2206
02:26:44,166 --> 02:26:46,500
I learned after coming back!
2207
02:26:47,000 --> 02:26:49,000
- Why?
- Because I knew...
2208
02:26:49,708 --> 02:26:53,708
one day, you'd return...
show off your English.
2209
02:26:53,958 --> 02:26:55,708
What would I do? Gape at you?
2210
02:26:56,166 --> 02:26:57,041
Never!
2211
02:26:57,291 --> 02:26:59,041
I'd show off as well!
2212
02:26:59,250 --> 02:27:00,375
- Really?
- Yes.
2213
02:27:00,666 --> 02:27:02,333
- So show off!
- Should I?
2214
02:27:03,083 --> 02:27:04,375
Wait.
2215
02:27:08,125 --> 02:27:11,791
- So, Mr. Hardayal Singh Dhillon...
- Yes?
2216
02:27:11,958 --> 02:27:15,458
Tell me something about your family
in two minutes.
2217
02:27:17,958 --> 02:27:21,166
Two-minute speaking test? Okay.
2218
02:27:22,791 --> 02:27:24,166
My mother dead. My father dead.
2219
02:27:24,250 --> 02:27:26,000
My father's mother is dead.
Her mother is dead.
2220
02:27:26,083 --> 02:27:27,333
My aunt dead. Her aunt is dead.
2221
02:27:27,416 --> 02:27:31,708
My uncle dead. Uncle's uncle is dead.
2222
02:27:31,791 --> 02:27:34,166
All... dead, dead, dead!
2223
02:27:36,250 --> 02:27:38,166
I... all alone.
2224
02:27:41,791 --> 02:27:44,750
Now, I need a wife.
2225
02:27:45,000 --> 02:27:47,333
You have a wife. Mrs. Dhillon!
2226
02:27:47,458 --> 02:27:51,333
There's no Mrs. Dhillon
like there's no Mr. Jogi.
2227
02:27:54,125 --> 02:27:55,750
I not married, Manu.
2228
02:27:57,208 --> 02:27:58,333
You didn't marry?
2229
02:27:58,875 --> 02:28:01,625
I wait for you.
I not go to Pathankot.
2230
02:28:01,958 --> 02:28:04,541
Because if Manu wants to find Hardy...
2231
02:28:04,750 --> 02:28:08,416
it should be "pieces of cake."
2232
02:28:10,125 --> 02:28:11,583
Are you for real?
2233
02:28:13,708 --> 02:28:15,958
Came to return a tape recorder...
2234
02:28:16,750 --> 02:28:18,625
stayed back 25 years.
2235
02:28:19,416 --> 02:28:20,833
Ms. Manu Randhawa,
2236
02:28:22,291 --> 02:28:24,708
may I ask for your hand, please?
2237
02:28:26,791 --> 02:28:27,916
Don't think so much.
2238
02:28:28,250 --> 02:28:31,625
You don't have much time.
And my old knee hurts.
2239
02:28:33,333 --> 02:28:37,750
Manu, everyone says
dunki is that journey
2240
02:28:38,291 --> 02:28:41,708
where you face hunger, bullets,
cross borders, and risk life.
2241
02:28:42,583 --> 02:28:45,291
But for me,
that journey wasn't the dunki.
2242
02:28:45,708 --> 02:28:48,458
It was... life.
2243
02:28:49,666 --> 02:28:51,083
Because you were with me.
2244
02:28:52,541 --> 02:28:57,458
My dunki was the 25 years
I spent without you.
2245
02:28:58,916 --> 02:29:04,333
You taught me the true meaning of dunki
is to live far from loved ones.
2246
02:29:08,958 --> 02:29:11,750
Now, please end my dunki, Manu.
2247
02:29:18,250 --> 02:29:21,166
Will you marry Hardy Singh?
2248
02:29:27,875 --> 02:29:34,208
If a man proposes so romantically...
can a lady refuse?
2249
02:29:35,500 --> 02:29:37,833
- I will.
- Oh, man!
2250
02:29:39,250 --> 02:29:40,208
Just a minute.
2251
02:29:41,000 --> 02:29:43,000
One last thing... don't move.
2252
02:29:43,875 --> 02:29:45,625
Just a minute.
2253
02:30:24,875 --> 02:30:31,625
A sentence in your story
2254
02:30:32,666 --> 02:30:37,125
Is all I ask to be
2255
02:30:38,041 --> 02:30:44,958
In your quiet moments
2256
02:30:46,333 --> 02:30:52,125
Spare a thought for me
2257
02:30:53,166 --> 02:30:59,583
No destination left for me now
2258
02:31:00,416 --> 02:31:04,916
My friend
2259
02:31:05,708 --> 02:31:12,625
The refuge of your arms
2260
02:31:13,541 --> 02:31:18,375
Is my journey's end
2261
02:32:44,541 --> 02:32:45,416
{\an8}Coach...
2262
02:32:46,541 --> 02:32:50,708
{\an8}would a jeans store
be successful in Punjab?
2263
02:32:51,333 --> 02:32:53,000
{\an8}Distressed jeans.
2264
02:32:53,208 --> 02:32:55,666
{\an8}Well, your first customer is ready.
2265
02:32:55,875 --> 02:32:56,875
{\an8}His mummy.
2266
02:32:58,875 --> 02:33:01,125
{\an8}Not funny. What is this?
2267
02:33:02,541 --> 02:33:05,875
{\an8}I think we should set up
a fast-food joint. It will thrive.
2268
02:33:06,000 --> 02:33:08,041
- Online.
- Home delivery.
2269
02:33:08,250 --> 02:33:09,166
Wait up!
2270
02:33:11,625 --> 02:33:12,541
Can I say something?
2271
02:33:12,833 --> 02:33:16,041
There's no future in India.
All of you should go to London.
2272
02:33:18,958 --> 02:33:21,041
Who will give us a visa?
2273
02:33:21,916 --> 02:33:23,041
Leave that to me.
2274
02:33:23,916 --> 02:33:24,916
Do you have a college degree?
2275
02:33:26,250 --> 02:33:27,208
No.
2276
02:33:27,333 --> 02:33:28,291
Property?
2277
02:33:29,000 --> 02:33:29,916
No.
2278
02:33:30,208 --> 02:33:31,833
A good bank balance?
2279
02:33:32,416 --> 02:33:33,541
No.
2280
02:33:35,625 --> 02:33:36,625
No problem.
2281
02:33:36,875 --> 02:33:38,916
I'll send you on a dunki.
2282
02:33:39,125 --> 02:33:40,541
Oh!
2283
02:33:40,875 --> 02:33:42,083
It's really easy.
2284
02:33:43,125 --> 02:33:45,791
- He says dunki is really easy!
- Sure.
2285
02:33:46,291 --> 02:33:47,958
- Son, place your hand here.
- Over here.
2286
02:33:48,041 --> 02:33:48,958
- Keep it.
- Yes, here.
2287
02:33:49,041 --> 02:33:50,125
- Here?
- Right here.
2288
02:33:50,333 --> 02:33:52,083
Don't worry.
Son, are you okay?
2289
02:33:52,208 --> 02:33:53,833
- Yes, I'm fine.
- Okay.
2290
02:33:54,333 --> 02:33:57,125
You're saying dunki is really easy?!